High council speaker: Everyone had been talking about Y2K. I didn’t know what Y2K was. I thought it was a new kind of personal lubricant.
Overheard by: Y2KY
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Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on December 30, 2011
General, High Priests, Sunday School / No Comments
General, High Priests, Sunday School / No Comments
50-year-old talking about his lack of grandkids: I wish my kids would get on the ball! I’m gonna buy ‘em a book… Procreation for Dummies.
Overheard by: The Special Hug
Young Woman reading Moses 1:39 in sacrament meeting: …and this is my work and my glory, to bring to pass the immorality and eternal life of man.
Overheard by: Scotland YW
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on March 01, 2010
General, Young Men / Young Women, YSA / No Comments
General, Young Men / Young Women, YSA / No Comments
Young woman flipping through her Personal Progress book: Shoot! I lost my virtue.
Overheard by: Flipping Pages
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on January 07, 2010
General, Leadership, Sacrament Meeting / 1 Comment
General, Leadership, Sacrament Meeting / 1 Comment
Bishop’s wife over the pulpit: I’ve had 6 bishops but I’ve only had sex with one of them.
Overheard by: Sunnyhills Ward, Hamilton, New Zealand
Sister speaking at a BYU student ward: … and to those of you who don’t have children yet, don’t worry, you’ll figure out how.
Overheard by: Ate
Elder 1: My wife and I have our anniversary this week.
Elder 2: Yeah? How many years?
Elder 1: Three.
Elder 2: You just have one child?
Elder 1: Yeah, she’ll be three in April… wait… stop doing the math on me!
Overheard by: Counting Time
