Young Woman reading Moses 1:39 in sacrament meeting: …and this is my work and my glory, to bring to pass the immorality and eternal life of man.
Overheard by: Scotland YW
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Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on March 01, 2010
General, YSA, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
General, YSA, Young Men / Young Women / No Comments
Young woman flipping through her Personal Progress book: Shoot! I lost my virtue.
Overheard by: Flipping Pages
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on January 07, 2010
General, Leadership, Sacrament Meeting / 1 Comment
General, Leadership, Sacrament Meeting / 1 Comment
Bishop’s wife over the pulpit: I’ve had 6 bishops but I’ve only had sex with one of them.
Overheard by: Sunnyhills Ward, Hamilton, New Zealand
Sister speaking at a BYU student ward: … and to those of you who don’t have children yet, don’t worry, you’ll figure out how.
Overheard by: Ate
Elder 1: My wife and I have our anniversary this week.
Elder 2: Yeah? How many years?
Elder 1: Three.
Elder 2: You just have one child?
Elder 1: Yeah, she’ll be three in April… wait… stop doing the math on me!
Overheard by: Counting Time
8-year-old girl in primary after being asked what our parents teach us: My mom taught me how she gets babies in her tummy. It’s a special hug… and it’s kind of gross but kind of cool.
Overheard by: Embrace Me
Primary teacher to 4-year-old class: What does your family do after church to keep the Sabbath day Holy?
Child: My mom and dad go in their room and have a “special” nap.
Overheard by: Serial Napper
