Sharing time leader: What do your daddies have that make them leaders in your homes? It starts with the letter P…
4-year-old: A PENIS!
Sharing time leader: No, not peanuts… anyone else?
Overheard by: Becca
body parts
Emotional high councilor: I do have an assignment… I am a big boob, but that is besides the point.
Overheard by: Washed White
Sister Doe #1: Your shirt is very cute. I have one very similar.
Sister Doe #2: Did you get yours from “Victoria’s Secret?”
Sister Doe #1: No, from “New York and Company.”
Sister Doe #2: Yeah, I never used to shop there because I never used to wear a bra, but I got new boobs, so it’s kind of fun!
Sister Doe #1: Well, um, congrats!
Sister Doe #2: Yeah, it might be TMI, but I’m not ashamed! I love my new boobs! They’re so perky and big now!
Sister Doe #1: That’s great! Your husband must be very happy. Want to share my hymnbook?
Overheard by: Good To Know
