4-year-old Lulu: Mommy, can you get my underwear out of my butt?
Overheard by: Natasha
body parts
Nursery Leader: What is something that daddies have that mommies don’t?
Nursery child: A pee pee!
Overheard by: Brittany
Primary teacher to 4-year-old class: What does your family do after church to keep the Sabbath day Holy?
Child: My mom and dad go in their room and have a “special” nap.
Overheard by: Serial Napper
6-year-old prone to skipping lines while reading: And so great were the blessings of the Lord upon us, that while we did live upon raw meat in the wilderness, our women did give plenty of suck unto the men; and they began to bear their journeyings without murmurings. (1 Nephi 16:2)
Overheard by: Megan
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on September 27, 2009
Elders, General, Sacrament Meeting / 1 Comment
Elders, General, Sacrament Meeting / 1 Comment
20-something married guy while giving a talk: My wife and I have been married for a couple of years. We’ve been trying to have a baby. It’s been really fun!
Overheard by: Jessica
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Advanced Aged High Priest: These cold metal chairs! My hemorrhoids don’t agree with them too much…
Young Men’s Advisor to an Elder: I could have gone the rest of the day without hearing that.
Overheard by: Brethren, let’s separate for quorum activities
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on August 29, 2009
General, Missionaries, YSA, Young Men / Young Women / 2 Comments
General, Missionaries, YSA, Young Men / Young Women / 2 Comments
Seen in a BYU mission prep class essay: I want to take the Gospel to the Genitals.
Overheard by: Already Converted
