Body Parts

Does It Come In Flavors?

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 18, 2012
Leadership, Sacrament Meeting / No Comments

High council speaker: Everyone had been talking about Y2K. I didn’t know what Y2K was. I thought it was a new kind of personal lubricant.

Overheard by: Y2KY

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on November 08, 2011
BYU / No Comments

BYU guy: So, should I grow a mustache? Just in case?

Overheard by: Alison

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on July 19, 2011
YSA / No Comments

YSA girl: I can’t wait until I get married so I can let myself go.

Overheard by: Yoshi

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 29, 2011
BYU, General, YSA / No Comments

BYU coed in girls’ bathroom: I hate clothes. I mean, I’m like the most modest person you’ll ever know but I look so much thinner without clothes.

Overheard by: Julie

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 03, 2011
Children, General, Leadership, Primary / No Comments

Member of the primary presidency: What does accountable mean?
Primary boy: It means you eat people.

Overheard by: I get the drumstick!

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 19, 2011
Children, General / No Comments

Little boy: Why do I always have to get dressed?

Overheard by: Is It Cold In Here?

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on May 18, 2011
General, Singles, YSA / No Comments

Ysa during the closing prayer for institute choir: We’re thankful for this happy thong.

Overheard by: Throng, Thong… same thing.