Sunbeam girl: Want to pat my bum? It’s cuuute. And it’s free!
Overheard by: SomethingGirl
body parts
EQ president: Now, when giving a priesthood blessing, I have heard of instances of putting a drop of olive oil on another part of the body when the head isn’t available… Guys, guys, umm, that’s not what I meant!
Overheard by: Nick S.
Mission president’s wife while crying when giving a talk at zone conference: I’m sorry!
Area Seventy putting his arm around her: It’s okay, we like big boobs.
Overheard by: Mrs. Robinson
Okay, so we get a similar submission almost weekly… all with slight variations. This quote seems to be the mother of all overheards. Whenever we get this submission, we try to quiz the submitter where they heard it. However, no one in the past actually heard it and was passing on folklore. Well, today, we are pleased to announce that it was verified! This is the real one!
Original submission:
“While giving an talk at zone conference, the mission president’s wife could not stop crying long enough to say a single word. After a few minutes of this, an area Seventy got up and put his arm around her. She apologized saying, “I’m sorry! I’m such a big boob.” He responded with, “It’s okay, we like big boobs!” Then realized what he said! So much for a spiritual missionary meeting!”
When quizzed for additional details we received the following:
“Yes, the woman giving the talk was my grandma, [name removed], speaking to the Edmonton Canada mission around the year 2000. I don’t know the name of the area Seventy at the time.”
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on April 22, 2010
General, Leadership, Young Men / Young Women / 5 Comments
General, Leadership, Young Men / Young Women / 5 Comments
Girls camp leader bearing her testimony: I just want you all to know that our ward has the biggest boobs in the whole stake.
Overheard by: DaCuteSister
4-year-old Lulu: Mommy, can you get my underwear out of my butt?
Overheard by: Natasha
Nursery Leader: What is something that daddies have that mommies don’t?
Nursery child: A pee pee!
Overheard by: Brittany
Primary teacher to 4-year-old class: What does your family do after church to keep the Sabbath day Holy?
Child: My mom and dad go in their room and have a “special” nap.
Overheard by: Serial Napper
