Overheard In The Ward

Bishop: Can you change the Ashton’s last name on their records to Axton with an ‘x’ instead of an ‘sh’?
Clerk: Sure… Why?
Bishop: Sister Ashton is changing her name name legally to Axton… She thinks that everyone keeps calling her ass ton.

Overheard by: Super Clerk

Boy: Hey guess what?
Bishop: What?
Boy: I just found out that I’m related to my Grandma and Grandpa… Our last names are the same.

Overheard by: Cousin Larry

Counselor conducting meeting: We don’t know where the bishop is today, but if you see her, wish her a happy birthday.

Overhead by: Plain Sight Female

Bishop: Brother Johnson*, we would like to extend a call to you to serve as a Sunday school teacher.
Brother Johnson*: I’m sorry bishop… I would, but I have a bad knee.

Overheard by: Major-General Stanley