Daughter to Mom after she explained obedience to her young daughter right before getting baptized: I just don’t know about this whole baptism thing. Obedience just isn’t ‘My Thing’!
Overheard by: Second Thoughts
baptism
Primary teacher showing picture of the temple: What building is this?
Primary child: The temple!
Primary teacher showing picture of the baptismal font with oxen: And what room in the Temple is this?
Sunbeam: The milking room!
Overheard by: The Milkmaid
3-year-old his cousin’s baptism: Mom! How’s the Holy Ghost coming in if the door’s closed?
Overheard by: Our-Door-Is-Always-Open
3-year-old watching his cousin exit the font after his baptism: Where is Johnny going?
Parent: He’s going to get dried off.
3-year-old: He’s going to get laid off?
Overheard by: The Recession
Bishop: And after you’re baptized, what church will you belong to?
8-year-old Girl: The Mormon church!
Bishop: Good, and what else are Mormons known as?
8-year-old girl: Losers?
Overheard by: Jessica
Bishop: Do you know why you are getting baptized next week?
8-year-old: I think it’s to wash away all of those sins that I accidentally did by mistake.
Overheard by: Mostly Kinda
Boy #1: I got baptised last week
Boy #2: you did?
Boy #1: Yep , and I got my name changed when I got baptised, I took on the name of Christ.
Boy #2: huh??!!
Boy #1: Yep , so you can call me Christ now if ya want too.
Boy #2: OK, pass me a crayon, Christ.
Submitted by: The “Sub”
