Overheard In The Ward

Man bearing testimony: I’ve been having an affair with Sister Jones*.
Sister Jones: That’s a lie!
Man bearing testimony: I meant I’ve been having an affair with her in my heart…

Overheard by: Sunday Soap Opera-lover

EQ President WC Prayer: Father, bless us that we will be able to openly discuss all the affairs of the ward.

Overheard by: Sister Hester Prynne