Man bearing testimony: I’ve been having an affair with Sister Jones*.
Sister Jones: That’s a lie!
Man bearing testimony: I meant I’ve been having an affair with her in my heart…
Overheard by: Sunday Soap Opera-lover
Man bearing testimony: I’ve been having an affair with Sister Jones*.
Sister Jones: That’s a lie!
Man bearing testimony: I meant I’ve been having an affair with her in my heart…
Overheard by: Sunday Soap Opera-lover
EQ President WC Prayer: Father, bless us that we will be able to openly discuss all the affairs of the ward.
Overheard by: Sister Hester Prynne