Elder announcing a ward activity:We will be having a murder mystery, so if you are on the committee please meet with us to help plan the murder.
Bishop’s wife: Let me get this straight. The bishop just went out of town, so your planning a murder?
Elder: Don’t worry; we’ll start with a prayer.
Overheard by: Gidgiddoni
EQP: For our activity on Saturday we will be serving a Krispy Kreme breakfast… oh, and remember to bring a box of 12 gauge or 50 calibur shells.
Overheard by: Bumper
Ward Activity Flyer: Please come to the ward summer pool party and BBQ. Swimsuits optional.
Overheard by: Farmer Tan Dan
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