Six-year-old girl: Why did they build the Rammy-dum-dum?
Overheard by: Suckers
November 18, 2011
2-year-old after nursery: Where’s mommy?
5-year-old sister: Remember, mommy doesnt work in primary anymore. She got fired!
Overheard by: Ward Employment Specialist
Categories: Children, General, Nursery, Primary
November 16, 2011
Primary teacher: We can prayer for anything and our prayers will always be answered.
Little boy: So, if we pray for pizza we’ll get some!
Overheard by: Dominoes
Categories: Children, Primary
November 14, 2011
BYU girl: I would much rather him spend money on my food then on my ring.
Overheard by: 42-36-42
Categories: BYU, General
November 12, 2011
Congregation: [Raises hands]
13-year-old girl: Yay! It’s anonymous!
Mom: Honey, it’s unanimous.
Overheard by: Sister of Jared
Categories: General, Parents
November 10, 2011
Primary boy responding to lesson on idolatry: So, like the Indians worshiped totem poles?
Primary boy #2: No. Indians don’t exist anymore.
Primary boy #1: Yeah they do. They all live in Africa.
Primary boy #2: No. The pioneers chased them all away.
Overheard by: Sister of Jared
Categories: Children, Primary
November 08, 2011
BYU guy: So, should I grow a mustache? Just in case?
Overheard by: Alison
Categories: BYU
