Grandmother speaking in church: Is my talk that bad Drew? He’s my grandson and is starting to fall asleep.
Overheard by: Robert
August 31, 2011
Member #1: At least I got up early enough to have a decent breakfast.
Member #2: What did you have?
Member #1: Sour Eggs.
Member #2: [blink, blink]
Overheard by: Chattanooga Branch
Categories: General, Sacrament Meeting
August 25, 2011
Primary teacher: Where did Jesus suffer for our sins?
7-year-old primary boy: The Garden of Galilee!
Overheard by: Jennifer
Categories: Children, Primary
August 23, 2011
YW President: Have you all ever felt a burning in your bosom as it said in the scripture?
Young women: [chuckles]
YW President: Do you know what a bosom is?
Young women: Your butt?
Overheard by: My bosoms are burning!
Categories: Leadership, Young Men / Young Women
August 21, 2011
Relief Society Counselor: Our opening hymn will be #45 Lead Me into Life Eternal
Relief Society Sister: Otherwise known as ‘Kill Me Now’.
Overhard by: Dartmouth Ward, Lakewood, Co
Categories: Relief Society
August 19, 2011
Primary Chorister teaching a song with the words ‘our home above: Where did you live before you came here?
6-year-old: Germany!
Overheard by: Church Mouse
Categories: Children, Primary
