Tapeworms?

August 27, 2009

CTR boy giving a talk in Primary: I’m going to read a poem called “My Internal Family”.

Overheard by: Cramped




Categories: Children, Primary

I Like My Drinks Dry

August 26, 2009

Sister giving a talk on the Word of Wisdom: It’s against my religion to drink liquid.

Overheard by: Lime Jello Shots with Carrot




Categories: General, Sacrament Meeting

And The Tooth Fairy Is Still Looking For It

August 25, 2009

Scout in the foyer,before Sacrament Meeting, following Scout Camp: Hey, I found the other part of your tooth in the tent.

Overheard by: L. B. Powell




Categories: General, Young Men / Young Women

Wash Day

August 24, 2009

Dad holding up picture of Jesus’ Baptism: What’s in that picture?
2-year-old boy: Jesus.
Dad: Yes, that’s Jesus and John. What are they doing?
2-year-old boy: Jesus wash pants.

Overheard by: Ms. Tide




Categories: Children, Parents

Concealed Weapons

August 23, 2009

4-year old girl in sacrament meeting looking at the organ pipes: What are those?
Mother: They are the pipes for the organ that made the music.
4-year-old: Oh, I thought they were guns!




Categories: Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting

I’d Like Fries With That

August 22, 2009

5-year-old praying about her newly-ordained brother: Please bless about Isaac in the Gospel, and that he can serve the food at church now.

Overheard by: Unsurprised Mother




Categories: Children, General, Young Men / Young Women

Oh So Modest

August 21, 2009

Primary leader to CTR 6 girl at primary water party: Are you going to take off your shorts before you slip-n-slide?
CTR6 girl: No. I’m leaving them on because I’m 6 and my mom doesn’t want anyone to see my goods.

Overheard by: Sister Snorkel




Categories: Children, Primary