CTR boy giving a talk in Primary: I’m going to read a poem called “My Internal Family”.
Overheard by: Cramped
CTR boy giving a talk in Primary: I’m going to read a poem called “My Internal Family”.
Overheard by: Cramped
Sister giving a talk on the Word of Wisdom: It’s against my religion to drink liquid.
Overheard by: Lime Jello Shots with Carrot
Scout in the foyer,before Sacrament Meeting, following Scout Camp: Hey, I found the other part of your tooth in the tent.
Overheard by: L. B. Powell
Dad holding up picture of Jesus’ Baptism: What’s in that picture?
2-year-old boy: Jesus.
Dad: Yes, that’s Jesus and John. What are they doing?
2-year-old boy: Jesus wash pants.
Overheard by: Ms. Tide
4-year old girl in sacrament meeting looking at the organ pipes: What are those?
Mother: They are the pipes for the organ that made the music.
4-year-old: Oh, I thought they were guns!
5-year-old praying about her newly-ordained brother: Please bless about Isaac in the Gospel, and that he can serve the food at church now.
Overheard by: Unsurprised Mother