Child being dropped off for Nursery: I don’t want nursery mom! I want to see the world!
Overheard by: Lauren H.
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on June 08, 2010
Father: Does anyone know where in the Bible is the first mention of music?
8-year-old daughter: Well, I don’t READ the Bible so I don’t know why you’re asking ME.
Overheard by: Natasha
1 Comment | Categories: Children, Parents
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on June 07, 2010
Missionary teaching family about being being spirtualy born: Does anyone know what spirtualy born means?
12-year-old boy after long thought: Is it when you don’t go to church anymore, because you don’t want to sit for 4 hours?
Missionary: Ummmm… I’m pretty sure that’s not what spiritualy born means…
12-year-old: Oh, spiritualy born? I thought you said spiritualy bored.
Overheard by: Spencer E.
No Comments | Categories: Children, General, Missionaries
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on June 06, 2010
Mother: What are some things we can do to make Jesus happy?
3 year-old boy: Um… die?
Overheard by: Joy
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Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on June 03, 2010
7-year-old talking to mother about baptism: How many minutes do you need to stay under water?
Mother: Just seconds
7-yar-old: I want to do that Mom! When I’m eight, BAM! It’s done!
Overheard by: Katie E
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Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on June 02, 2010
5-year-old boy to his Relief Society secretary mother: How long has it been since Jesus was on earth?
Mother: Over 2,000 years.
5-year-old: I bet you are real tired of taking His messages.
Overheard by: Celestial Secretary
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Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on June 01, 2010
2-year-old after hungrily downing a handful of bread and gulps of water: Sunday is my favorite day because I love taking the snack-ra-ment.
Overheard by: Zagat 5-star
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