Primary teacher: Where do we learn about Jesus?
5-year-old boy: Nevada!
Primary teacher: Okay, where else do we learn about Jesus?
Same 5-year-old boy: American Fork!
Overheard by: American Fork?
October 09, 2011
Categories: Children, General, Primary
September 23, 2011
CTR6 teacher: We can pray for help when we need it. When have you prayed for help?
CTR6: One time, when the cops came to our house, I prayed my mom could hide so they wouldn’t find her.
Overheard by: Megan S-D
Categories: Children, Primary
September 09, 2011
BYU Coed: If I don’t hear from a guy after two weeks, I assume he got married.
Overheard by: Lisa
Categories: BYU, Relief Society, Singles, YSA
September 07, 2011
RS Teacher: Today we are going to talk about President Uchtdorf’s most recent conference talk. I love President Uchtdorf because he is just so easy to listen to.
RS Sister mumbling: He’s pretty easy to look at too.
Overheard by: Rachel
Categories: General, Leadership, Relief Society
September 06, 2011
Relief Society President: Do we have any visitors?
Visitor: Hi. I’m Stacy’s mom.
RS Sister under breath: I wonder if she’s got it going on.
Overheard by: Lindsay
Categories: General, Relief Society
September 02, 2011
Grandfather speaking in church: If I go overtime, it’s the bishop’s fault. He should of known better than to ask me to speak.
Overheard by: Snoring Grandson
Categories: General, High Priests, Sacrament Meeting
September 01, 2011
Grandmother speaking in church: Is my talk that bad Drew? He’s my grandson and is starting to fall asleep.
Overheard by: Robert
Categories: Relief Society, Sacrament Meeting
