Does the Armor of God Come With Shin Guards?

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 17, 2009

Mother to 2-year-old son: We don’t kick people at church, remember? We only kick at home.

Overheard by: Jessie

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The Psychology of Refreshments

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 16, 2009

BYU Physics class opening prayer: Thanks for the good night rest we got…  and please bless us to understand all of these yummy treats…

Overheard by: And help us speak gooder english

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The Seventh Dispensation Stretch

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 15, 2009

CTR 7 Girl chanting: Let’s go Jesus! Let’s go Jesus! Let’s go…

Overheard by: Lavell Edwards Classroom

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We Believe In Love, Chocolate, and Flowers

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 14, 2009

Chorister: Does anyone remember which article of faith we’re working on this month?
4-year-old: Valentine’s!

Overheard by: A Hallmark Conspiracy

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Star Wars VII: The Millennium

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 13, 2009

5-year-old to Mom during Sacrament meeting: Mom, did you know that Darth Vader was resurrected?

Overheard by: Karena McGraw

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Cue The Spooky Organ Music

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 12, 2009

Nursery Teacher to child: Oh that looks fun… what are you doing?
Child in Nursery: I’m making pizza for the [spooky voice] The Hoooooly Ghost!

Overheard by: kgalore

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What? No Cookies?

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 11, 2009

Guy giving announcements: This Wednesday the scouts will hear from five police guest speakers. They’ll serve donuts afterwards.

Overheard by: Michael Roney

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