20-something married guy while giving a talk: My wife and I have been married for a couple of years. We’ve been trying to have a baby. It’s been really fun!
Overheard by: Jessica
September 26, 2009
Scout at end of lesson on fire safety: What will you do if your clothes catch on fire?
3-year-old: Roast marshmallows!
Overheard by: Hershey’s Chocolate
Categories: Children
September 25, 2009
Father: Now, who are the people from the Book of Mormon that we always talk about in Sunday School?
Son: The Nephites, the Lamanites, and the Germans!
Overheard by: Truman
Categories: Children, Parents
September 24, 2009
Girl in Spanish branch saying opening prayer with help from her mom whispering in her ear: Padre Celestial, somos tus cuates…. [translation] Heavenly Father, we are your homebuddies…
Overheard by: Spanish Branch Pianist
Categories: Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting
September 24, 2009
Teacher: So because Heavenly Father loves us, when we die we can be with our families again…
8-year-old: Our whole family!?
Teacher: Our whole family, all down through the generations of our family line.
8-year-old: I sure hope General Washington is in my line.
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
Categories: Children, Primary
September 23, 2009
Valiant 4 girl praying in primary: Please bless the pioneers that they will travel safely.
Overheard by: Shannon
Categories: Children, Primary
