Mom: Son, we are staying home from church today so we can watch General Conference on TV.
5-year-old: Does Heavenly Father know about this?
Overheard by: spm2774
Mom: Son, we are staying home from church today so we can watch General Conference on TV.
5-year-old: Does Heavenly Father know about this?
Overheard by: spm2774
Teacher: In the temple, we can be sealed to our parents.
Sunbeam: I don’t like parrots! I just like dogs.
Oveheard by: Polly
2-year-old while bread is being passed: French fries please!
Mom: No french fries for the sacrament, sorry.
2-year-old to deacon: No french fries church!
Overheard by: Morgan
Valiant 10 teacher: Shhhhh! It’s time for the closing prayer.
9-year-old bishop’s daughter: The teacher just said sh*t!
Overheard by: Classroom 109
Sunbeam after a lesson on the bishop being an inspired man: Hey mom! did you know that our bishop is spider man?
Overheard by: Cait Chenoweth
4-year-old: Mom, I know another language.
Mom: Oh really, what?
4-year-old smiling: Besa me mucho!
Mom: What are they teaching you at preschool?…
Overheard by: Don Juan
Bishop, holding up iPhone during Sacrament Meeting: …and this is the further light and knowledge I wish to share with you…
Overheard by: Kate