Mother to 2-year-old son: We don’t kick people at church, remember? We only kick at home.
Overheard by: Jessie
Mother to 2-year-old son: We don’t kick people at church, remember? We only kick at home.
Overheard by: Jessie
BYU Physics class opening prayer: Thanks for the good night rest we got… and please bless us to understand all of these yummy treats…
Overheard by: And help us speak gooder english
CTR 7 Girl chanting: Let’s go Jesus! Let’s go Jesus! Let’s go…
Overheard by: Lavell Edwards Classroom
Chorister: Does anyone remember which article of faith we’re working on this month?
4-year-old: Valentine’s!
Overheard by: A Hallmark Conspiracy
5-year-old to Mom during Sacrament meeting: Mom, did you know that Darth Vader was resurrected?
Overheard by: Karena McGraw
Nursery Teacher to child: Oh that looks fun… what are you doing?
Child in Nursery: I’m making pizza for the [spooky voice] The Hoooooly Ghost!
Overheard by: kgalore
Guy giving announcements: This Wednesday the scouts will hear from five police guest speakers. They’ll serve donuts afterwards.
Overheard by: Michael Roney