Hookers

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 10, 2008

Mom: Where is your coat?
Boy: Over by the hookers
Mom: The what?
Boy: The hookers. You know… over there by the Bishop. My coat is over by the hookers by the Bishop.

Overheard by: WallEm

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Make-A-Title

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 10, 2008

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Bishop whispers: Jackie*, I love how you are folding your arms, and how Collin* is folding his arms…
Jackie: But Bishop, why aren’t YOU folding YOUR arms?
Bishop: Collin, isn’t Madison doing a great job on her talk?
Collin: Yeah, but she has a sticker on her bum!

Overheard by: Primary Teacher

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The Peanut Gallery

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 10, 2008

Sister speaking in Sacrament Meeting: I did finally give him a Book of Mormon, but who knows what’s going to happen?
6-year-old in the congregation: Jesus knows!

Overheard by: Wishing I Had Kids

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And Fast Cars

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 09, 2008

YM to sister: You’re just a big boob.
Sister, grabbing the bishop’s arm: Yeah, well the bishop loves big boobs.

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The Bathtism

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 09, 2008

7-year old boy who has just been told to put on some nice, clean clothes: Mom, are we going to a bathtism?
Mom: What’s a bathtism
7-year-old boy looking at mom likes she’s crazy: You know, Mom.  When you turn eight, and have to get bathed.

Overheard by: His-two-parents-who-seriously-wonder-where-this-kid-gets-it-from

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The [Correct] Leader

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 09, 2008

Primary President: Should we follow the right leader?
Sunbeam: No, the left leader!

Overheard by: Primary Accompanist

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Primary Honesty

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 09, 2008

Primary Leader during sharing time: Have any of you ever felt the Spirit?
Boy: No, never, not even when I’m being good.

Overheard by: EmbarrasedMommy

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