Church Police

September 08, 2009

Mom: Son, we are staying home from church today so we can watch General Conference on TV.
5-year-old: Does Heavenly Father know about this?

Overheard by: spm2774




Categories: Children, Parents

Sunbeam Want A Cracker?

September 07, 2009

Teacher: In the temple, we can be sealed to our parents.
Sunbeam: I don’t like parrots! I just like dogs.

Oveheard by: Polly




Categories: Children, Primary

I’d Like Fries With That

September 06, 2009

2-year-old while bread is being passed: French fries please!
Mom: No french fries for the sacrament, sorry.
2-year-old to deacon: No french fries church!

Overheard by: Morgan




Categories: Children, Sacrament Meeting

At Least She Was Paying Attention

September 05, 2009

Valiant 10 teacher: Shhhhh! It’s time for the closing prayer.
9-year-old bishop’s daughter: The teacher just said sh*t!

Overheard by: Classroom 109




Categories: Children, Primary

Bishop Superheros

September 05, 2009

Sunbeam after a lesson on the bishop being an inspired man: Hey mom! did you know that our bishop is spider man?

Overheard by: Cait Chenoweth




Categories: Children, Leadership, Primary

Besa My What?

September 04, 2009

4-year-old: Mom, I know another language.
Mom: Oh really, what?
4-year-old smiling: Besa me mucho!
Mom: What are they teaching you at preschool?…

Overheard by: Don Juan




Categories: Children, Parents

Apple’s Direct Line To Heaven

September 04, 2009

Bishop, holding up iPhone during Sacrament Meeting: …and this is the further light and knowledge I wish to share with you…

Overheard by: Kate




Categories: General, Leadership, Sacrament Meeting