3 year-old, upon returning from the restroom: Grandma, I didn’t hold my penis, and I peed everywhere!
Overheard by: Puddles
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 23, 2009
No Comments | Categories: Children, General, Primary, Sacrament Meeting
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 23, 2009
Sister reading from Alma 32:21: …therefore if ye have faith ye hope for things which are seen, which are not true… Wait.
Overheard by: Sunday School for Skeptics
No Comments | Categories: Relief Society
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 22, 2009
CTR 6 boy saying the prayer: And we’re thankful that Joseph Smith recycled the true church.
Overheard by: Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.
1 Comment | Categories: Children, Primary
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 21, 2009
Porter: I love my family. We say Family Prayers. I sit by my Brother. I Love my Brother… [turns head and looks at primary teacher] but I don’t even like my brother!
Overheard by: Shantel
No Comments | Categories: Children, Primary, Sacrament Meeting
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 20, 2009
Frustrated CTR teacher to class of 6-year-olds: I really can’t find the scripture I’m looking for. Where the heck is it?
CTR #1: Did you hear that?!
CTR #2: Sis C. said the H word!
Overheard by: Oh Fetch
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Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 19, 2009
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Stake President speaking at stake conference: Her life was the epitome of charity.
Listening stake member: So… who do you think wrote his talk?
Overheard by: The epitome of listening
2 Comments | Categories: General, Leadership
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on February 18, 2009
6-year-old shouting down hallway: Mom, I peed!
Overheard by: Julie
No Comments | Categories: Children, Parents
