8-year-old saying prayer in primary: Please bless that mom won’t want to stay home from church anymore.
Overheard by: BustedToo
September 15, 2009
8-year-old #1: BYU is so overheated! Do you know what that means?
8-year-old #2: No
8-year-old #1: It means they’re really bad, but too many people like them.
Overheard by: The Fireman
Categories: Children, General, Primary
September 14, 2009
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Advanced Aged High Priest: These cold metal chairs! My hemorrhoids don’t agree with them too much…
Young Men’s Advisor to an Elder: I could have gone the rest of the day without hearing that.
Overheard by: Brethren, let’s separate for quorum activities
Categories: Elders, General, High Priests
September 13, 2009
Sacrament meeting talk: I don’t like to bring up politics in church, but last year in the Republican Cactus…
Overheard by: Tony Brown
Categories: General, Sacrament Meeting
September 11, 2009
The bishop’s son: My daddy has a big gun. We use it to shoot birds…. and Indians.
Overheard by: Sitting Bull
Categories: Children, General, Leadership
September 10, 2009
Nursery teacher: What did we learn about today?
3-year-old: The lesson.
Overheard by: Marilla
Categories: Children, Nursery, Primary
September 09, 2009
Sister during break the fast prayer: …and please bless the brownies, that they won’t be as fattening as they look…
Overheard by: JennyCraig
Categories: General, Relief Society, YSA
