Member of the Bishopric: For our closing song, we will sing Hymm 210, With Wandering Eye.
Overheard by: A Wandering Ward Member
Member of the Bishopric: For our closing song, we will sing Hymm 210, With Wandering Eye.
Overheard by: A Wandering Ward Member
Son: Dad, your football shirt is a little tight. Maybe you should start eating better.
Overheard by: Karena
Crazy man: Sister Smith is going to have a baby like Sarah of old.
Almost deaf Brother Smith: What did he say?
Sister Smith: HE SAID I’M GOING TO HAVE A BABY LIKE SARAH OF OLD.
Brother Smith: Like hell you are!
Overheard by: Auntie
Son: Dad, you’re not very dirty. But your armpits are really wet.
Overheard by: Karena
Teacher: Who is the prophet? do you know his name?
Sunbeam: President Barack Obama.
Overheard by: substituting sunbeams
Bishop over pulpit during sacrament meeting: We will now sing, There is Sunshine in My Hole… Well, I guess we all need a little sunshine in our holes.
Oveheard by: WallEm
4-year-old to the missionaries at dinner: Hey, you guys are dumb… you dress just the same!
Overheard by: Embarrased mommy