My Favorite Christmas Song

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 13, 2008

Member of the Bishopric: For our closing song, we will sing Hymm 210, With Wandering Eye.

Overheard by: A Wandering Ward Member

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Or Are You Wearing Pads?

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 13, 2008

Son: Dad, your football shirt is a little tight. Maybe you should start eating better.

Overheard by: Karena

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Like Sarah Of Old

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 12, 2008

Crazy man: Sister Smith is going to have a baby like Sarah of old.
Almost deaf Brother Smith: What did he say?
Sister Smith: HE SAID I’M GOING TO HAVE A BABY LIKE SARAH OF OLD.
Brother Smith: Like hell you are!

Overheard by: Auntie

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30 Something Turkey Bowl

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 12, 2008

Son: Dad, you’re not very dirty. But your armpits are really wet. 

Overheard by: Karena

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The President Prophet Dilemma

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 12, 2008

Teacher: Who is the prophet? do you know his name?
Sunbeam: President Barack Obama.

Overheard by: substituting sunbeams

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Where The Sun Don’t Shine

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 11, 2008

Bishop over pulpit during sacrament meeting: We will now sing, There is Sunshine in My Hole…  Well, I guess we all need a little sunshine in our holes.

Oveheard by: WallEm

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Victims Of Fashion

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on December 11, 2008

4-year-old to the missionaries at dinner: Hey, you guys are dumb… you dress just the same!

Overheard by: Embarrased mommy

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