Valiant 4 girl praying in primary: Please bless the pioneers that they will travel safely.
Overheard by: Shannon
September 22, 2009
Daughter to Mom after she explained obedience to her young daughter right before getting baptized: I just don’t know about this whole baptism thing. Obedience just isn’t ‘My Thing’!
Overheard by: Second Thoughts
Categories: Children, Primary
September 21, 2009
Boy who stands up every month to bear testimony: …and I know the truth is true…
YW leader in the next hour: I don’t know what I’m going to do when the truth isn’t true anymore.
Overheard by: Laughing Laurel
Categories: Children, General, Young Men / Young Women
September 20, 2009
Young boy bearing his testimony: My friends at school said they would only play with Christians, and I thought, ‘Oh, crap. I’m Mormon.’
Overheard by: Super Christian
Categories: Children, Sacrament Meeting
September 19, 2009
Valiant 9 teacher: Do you guys know what a massacre is?
Primary child: Yeah, its that stuff you put on your eyes.
Overheard by: Eyeliner
Categories: Children, Primary
September 18, 2009
8-year-old to mother with infant: Is it okay for the babies face to be getting red like that?
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
Categories: Children, Parents
September 17, 2009
6-year-old: Momma, I think I’m prolly only going to 2nd heaven.
Momma: Really? Why is that?
6-year-old: Well, I’m pretty naughty. And I lie. A lot.
11-year-old sister: That’s ok. Back when I was your age, I lied a lot too. You’ll get over it.
Overheard by: Elizabeth
Categories: Children, Parents
