Bless His Heart

October 05, 2009

7-year-old giving a prayer: …and please bless the boy with the red hair that he’ll behave today because he really needs to be reverent.

Overheard by: And His Breath Stinks




Categories: Children, Primary

Home For The Sabbath

October 04, 2009

Primary leader: Where is a good place to go on Sunday?
7-year-old boy: Home!

Overheard by: Getme Outtahere




Categories: Children, Primary

Little Purple What?

October 04, 2009

Sunbeam class, singing: Little purple panties touched with yellow gold…
Sunbeam girl: Teacher, why are we singing about purple panties?

Overheard by: Danielle




Categories: Children, Primary

Line Upon Line

October 02, 2009

6-year-old prone to skipping lines while reading: And so great were the blessings of the Lord upon us, that while we did live upon raw meat in the wilderness, our women did give plenty of suck unto the men; and they began to bear their journeyings without murmurings.  (1 Nephi 16:2)

Overheard by: Megan




Categories: Children, General

Little Gratitudes

October 01, 2009

Two-year old watching the deacons passing the sacrament: Here comes bread! Yea!

Overheard by: A Sister In Zion




Categories: Children, General

The Proposal

September 30, 2009

3-year-old boy with his arm around little girl sitting next to him: When we grow up I’m gonna buy YOU a house. What’s your number?

Overheard by: Jennifer




Categories: Children, Primary

Do We Have To Say Amen?

September 29, 2009

Brother offering the invocation: And please bless the U.S. President and the U.S. Congress to pass President Obama’s Health Care bill…

Overheard by: DeathPanel




Categories: General, Sacrament Meeting