7-year-old giving a prayer: …and please bless the boy with the red hair that he’ll behave today because he really needs to be reverent.
Overheard by: And His Breath Stinks
7-year-old giving a prayer: …and please bless the boy with the red hair that he’ll behave today because he really needs to be reverent.
Overheard by: And His Breath Stinks
Primary leader: Where is a good place to go on Sunday?
7-year-old boy: Home!
Overheard by: Getme Outtahere
Sunbeam class, singing: Little purple panties touched with yellow gold…
Sunbeam girl: Teacher, why are we singing about purple panties?
Overheard by: Danielle
6-year-old prone to skipping lines while reading: And so great were the blessings of the Lord upon us, that while we did live upon raw meat in the wilderness, our women did give plenty of suck unto the men; and they began to bear their journeyings without murmurings. (1 Nephi 16:2)
Overheard by: Megan
Two-year old watching the deacons passing the sacrament: Here comes bread! Yea!
Overheard by: A Sister In Zion
3-year-old boy with his arm around little girl sitting next to him: When we grow up I’m gonna buy YOU a house. What’s your number?
Overheard by: Jennifer
Brother offering the invocation: And please bless the U.S. President and the U.S. Congress to pass President Obama’s Health Care bill…
Overheard by: DeathPanel