CTR5 teacher: What’s your favorite story about Jesus?
Kid 1: Jesus getting born.
Kid 2: Jesus at the temple.
Kid 3: Jesus at the hotel.
CTR5 teacher: The hotel?
Kid 3: Because you get free breakfast there!
Overheard by: Continental Breakfast
October 13, 2009
Categories: Children, Primary
October 12, 2009
Primary leader holding up her temple shoes: What kind of shoes are these?
Little girl: Flats!
Overheard by: Sister Prada
Categories: Children, Primary
October 11, 2009
RS teacher: Today we will be talking about … and children honoring and obeying their parents.
2-year-old sitting with his mother: Uh-oh
Overheard by: I’ve Been Setup
Categories: Children, Relief Society
October 10, 2009
Father #1: My teenagers have decided they won’t go to BYU because it’s too liberal.
Father #2: Really? Where do they want to go instead?
Father #1: BYU-Idaho.
Overheard by: ComeAgain?
Categories: Children, Parents
October 09, 2009
Teacher: When do we get to hear the prophet?
7-year-old: October!
Teacher: And what happens in October?
7-year-old: Halloween?
Overheard by: YetAnotherJennifer
Categories: Children, Primary
October 08, 2009
Girl letting of of a helium balloon: My Balloon!
Mom: Your Balloon went up to Heaven.
Girl: To Heaven with Jesus?
Mom: Yes. Maybe Jesus has your balloon now.
Girl crying loudly: Jesus took my balloon!
Overheard by: Balloon Stealer
Categories: Children, Parents
October 07, 2009
Child bearing her testimony: In OUR house we are trying really hard not to use the F word or the S word anymore!
Child’s mother dashing up from back row: The F word is Fart and the s word is shut up!
Overheard by: F-ing Beans and Broccoli
Categories: Children, General, Parents, Sacrament Meeting
