Overheard In The Ward

Dad: Who’s turn to say the blessing?
Joram: I was in the Primary Program. I have immunity!

Overheard by: Sister Survivor

Brother: And that is how I gained my testimony… reading the Bible to my dad while he drank moonshine.

Overheard by: He was a visionary man

Sunbeam reciting his part for the Primary Program: The family is ordained of God, and is essential to his planet.

Overheard by: SusieJ

Brother bearing his testimony after being released from a long-term calling: Well, if there is one thing the church has taught me it’s that nothing lasts forever.

Overheard by: Callings Are Eternal

Young woman tearfully bearing testimony: I am so thankful to be in this ward. I love ya’ll so much. There isn’t anything in this world I love more. Well, except Momma’s pork chops.

Overheard by: Chanin Mauery

Child: Mommy, can we sing Jesus has Rhythm?

Overheard by: Sister in Naperville

8-year-old girl in primary after being asked what our parents teach us: My mom taught me how she gets babies in her tummy. It’s a special hug… and it’s kind of gross but kind of cool.

Overheard by: Embrace Me