BYU guy: So, should I grow a mustache? Just in case?
Overheard by: Alison
November 06, 2011
BYU Girl: I just want a baby, is that so much to ask?
BYU Guy: I bet we could find you one somewhere…
Overheard by: Alison
Categories: BYU
November 04, 2011
Choir director explaining what a D.S. al coda is to the choir: So when you see this squiggly thing, go back to page four.
Choir member: So, it’s kind of like a choose your own adventure book?
Overheard by: Janet T.
Categories: General
November 02, 2011
CTR 6 Primary Teacher: We need to keep our minds clean and pure so that we can go to the temple some day.
6-year-old boy, sighing: My mind is already as dirty as a rotten egg.
Teacher: Why would you say that?
6-year-old boy: Because of all the bad things my brother says!
Overheard by: Janet T.
Categories: Children, Primary
November 01, 2011
Mother explaining Easter and resurrection to a 4-year-old: So even though He was dead, and His body was buried, He came alive again!
4-year-old: So then He was a zombie?
Overheard by: Media House
Categories: Children, Parents
October 31, 2011
Member girl at Halloween party: Are you a Mormon?
Non-member girl giving a weird look: No, I’m Princess Leia.
Overheard by: Trunk-or-treat this!
Categories: Children, General
October 31, 2011
Sunday School Teacher: What is a ‘stupor of thought’?
Male student: Well, it’s like a brain fart.
Sunday School Teacher: You’re right, but we probably shouldn’t call it a ‘fart’, your mom might get mad.
Female student, sister of the male student: No way, we say that all the time at our house.
Overheard by: Sister Stupor
Categories: Sunday School
