Peach Fuzz

November 08, 2011

BYU guy: So, should I grow a mustache? Just in case?

Overheard by: Alison




Categories: BYU

Babies-R-Us

November 06, 2011

BYU Girl: I just want a baby, is that so much to ask?
BYU Guy: I bet we could find you one somewhere…

Overheard by: Alison




Categories: BYU

D.S al coda this!

November 04, 2011

Choir director explaining what a D.S. al coda is to the choir: So when you see this squiggly thing, go back to page four.
Choir member: So, it’s kind of like a choose your own adventure book?

Overheard by: Janet T.




Categories: General

What Stinks?

November 02, 2011

CTR 6 Primary Teacher: We need to keep our minds clean and pure so that we can go to the temple some day.
6-year-old boy, sighing: My mind is already as dirty as a rotten egg.
Teacher: Why would you say that?
6-year-old boy: Because of all the bad things my brother says!

Overheard by: Janet T.




Categories: Children, Primary

Zombies

November 01, 2011

Mother explaining Easter and resurrection to a 4-year-old: So even though He was dead, and His body was buried, He came alive again!
4-year-old: So then He was a zombie?

Overheard by: Media House




Categories: Children, Parents

EEEEKKK! A Mormon!

October 31, 2011

Member girl at Halloween party: Are you a Mormon?
Non-member girl giving a weird look: No, I’m Princess Leia.

Overheard by: Trunk-or-treat this!




Categories: Children, General

What’s That Smell?

October 31, 2011

Sunday School Teacher: What is a ‘stupor of thought’?
Male student: Well, it’s like a brain fart.
Sunday School Teacher: You’re right, but we probably shouldn’t call it a ‘fart’, your mom might get mad.
Female student, sister of the male student: No way, we say that all the time at our house.

Overheard by: Sister Stupor




Categories: Sunday School