And Hockey Too

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 30, 2010

Nursery Leader teaching class: Heavenly Father has given us animals on this Earth. What is this a picture of?
Class: a cat!
2 year-old with broader vision: I love cats. And Canada.

Overheard by: C Is For Random - Columbus Indiana 2nd Ward

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Fashion Forward

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 29, 2010

Primary child to young primary teacher: My grandma use to have those same shoes!

Overheard by: Sal-my-gal

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Make-A-Title

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 28, 2010

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16-year-old Investigator: Why are all the Mormon missionaries so hot?
YW President: They send the ugly ones on foreign missions.

Overheard by: Wait… I went to Brazil!

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Awmen, Ahmen, Ackmen, Ooomen, Amen

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 27, 2010

7-year-old: He just said ‘Aw-men’ is that they same as ‘Ay-men’? Do you think Jesus knows he’s saying Ay-men but in another language?

Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth

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Never Let Them See You Sweat

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 26, 2010

Mia maid: I have a hard time saying I love you to my sister because it shows weakness.

Overheard by: Stick It Sis

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Potty Mouth

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 25, 2010

Sunbeam giving a talk in primary: I’m thankful for my potty.
Mom helping sunbeam overheard through the mic: No, not potty… body.

Overheard by: pRiMaRy!!!

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Never Too Young For The Talk

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on January 24, 2010

2-year-old in sacrament meeting: Look Mommy water!
Mom: Yeah.
2-year-old: Water! Water!
Mom: Yes. Water.
2-year-old: Make babies?
Mom: What?
2-year-old: Make babies!
Mom: Shhh!

Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth

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