Supernal Love

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 14, 2010

8-year-old boy bearing his testimony: God loves everyone-even the Catholics.

Overheard by: Julie

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Who Was That Masked Man?

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 11, 2010

3-year-old pointing to the newly called Bishopric sitting on the stand: Momma why is that man sitting in the Bishop’s chair?
Mom: That’s the new Bishop.
3-year-old yelling: No he isn’t! That’s not the Bishop! There’s an impostor running around!

Overheard by: Dede B

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Chicken Nuggets of Wisdom

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 10, 2010

Teacher: What can we do to make our faith grow stronger?
Sunbeam: Eat.
Teacher: Eat what?
Sundbeam: Eat chicken.

Overheard by: Loves Sunbeams

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I’ve Got Dreams!

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 09, 2010

Child being dropped off for Nursery: I don’t want nursery mom! I want to see the world!

Overheard by: Lauren H.

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Rolling Stones 2:36

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 08, 2010

Father: Does anyone know where in the Bible is the first mention of music?
8-year-old daughter: Well, I don’t READ the Bible so I don’t know why you’re asking ME.

Overheard by: Natasha

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Most Adults

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 07, 2010

Missionary teaching family about being being spirtualy born: Does anyone know what spirtualy born means?
12-year-old boy after long thought: Is it when you don’t go to church anymore, because you don’t want to sit for 4 hours?
Missionary: Ummmm… I’m pretty sure that’s not what spiritualy born means…
12-year-old: Oh, spiritualy born? I thought you said spiritualy bored.

Overheard by: Spencer E.

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Make Him Happy

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 06, 2010

Mother: What are some things we can do to make Jesus happy?
3 year-old boy: Um… die?

Overheard by: Joy

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