Teacher: What song would you like to sing?
Child: Do as I’m Doing.
Teacher: What would you like to do? Would you like to jump while singing?
Child: No, I just want to be in control!
Overheard by: Rachael
December 02, 2009
Categories: Children, Primary
December 01, 2009
Mother showing a picture of Jesus talking to the little children: If you could say something to Jesus what would you say?
3-year-old boy: Ummm… I want candy?
Overheard by: Younger Sister
Categories: Children, Parents
November 30, 2009
3-year-old: What should I draw?
Primary teacher: A tree.
3-year-old: A what?
Primary teacher: A tree.
3-year-old: A what?
Primary teacher: A TREE.
3-year-old: Can you pick something I can draw and say it in English please.
Overheard by: Giggling Teacher
Categories: Children, Primary
November 28, 2009
Sunbeam whose father is in the bishopric: Me and my dad didn’t come to church last week because we were watching football.
Overheard by: Q. B. Broncos
Categories: Children, Primary
November 27, 2009
Two-year-old singing: Lead me, guide me, walk beside me, help me run away…
Overheard by: N3r8d
Categories: Children, Nursery
November 26, 2009
11-year-old giving talk in primary program: The home is second only to heaven in scaredness.
Overheard by: Bear5500
Categories: Children, Primary, Sacrament Meeting
