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2-year-old: Mommy, can I have some water?
Mother: After the prayer sweetheart. Do you want to say it?
2-year-old: Sure. Dear Heavenly Father, Can I have some water?
Overheard by: Todd
6–year-old during the sacrament: Where’s the butter?
Overheard by: And bigger cups too
5-year-old in sacrament meeting looking up from her coloring pages: Is he STILL talking?
Overheard by: Jilly Bean
4-year-old to mother: I gave Izzy [the dog] the kiss of her dreams!
Overheard by: Natasha
Ward Camp Director teaching fire safety: Girls, what type of clothing should you be wearing if you are going to be cooking over a fire?
Sweet 1st year beehive: Modest!
Overheard by: JJ
Nursery leader with three children in class, each only barely 2 years old, trying to start the lesson: Luke, do you want to say the prayer?
Luke banging on classroom divider curtain: [no response]
Nursery leader: Julie, do you want to say the prayer?
Julie: [frantically waves hand, shooing idea away]
Nursery leader: Hudson, what about you? Do you want to say the prayer?
Hudson: [blank stare]
Nursery leader: Screw the prayer!
Overheard by: Little Brush Strokes
Youth teacher: Name a famous mormon?
Deacon: Ozzy Osmond, no wait Donny Osborne.
Overheard by: David
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