BYU girl: I’ve been creeper lovin on him for two weeks now and he has yet to ask me out.
Overheard by: Nicole
BYU girl: I’ve been creeper lovin on him for two weeks now and he has yet to ask me out.
Overheard by: Nicole
BYU girl at table: Can I make a special request that we stop reading wedding vows at the study table?
Overheard by: I promise to eat everything on my plate…
18-year-old YW on Mother’s Day: Well… I’m kind of not so excited to be in Relief Society. It’s not that I don’t like you as people. Each of them are really cool and they are great individuals but all together as a whole, well, you’re scary. Really.
Overheard by: Gizmo
General Authority at Stake Leadership Conference: Can I have a couple of volunteers to guard the doors? I’m going to ask everyone to stand before I get started and I don’t want anyone to get away.
Overheard by: Run!
YSA teacher: Where do we all come from?
Class: [silence]
YSA teacher: Where do you come from?
YSA class member: Well, I was born in the US but my parents are from Mexico…
Overheard by: The Wuera
YSA sunday school teacher: So, who died for us?
Class: [silence]
YSA teacher: Really?!
Overheard by: The Wuera
CTR 4-5 class Teacher: How can we get to the temple?
5-year-old girl: Drive or walk.
Teacher: Yes, but how can go inside the temple?
4-year-old boy: By using the doors.
Teacher: Yes, you are absolutely correct… Anyway, Heavenly Father wants us to go to the temple someday…
Overheard by: Didi M.