CTR 5 boy recounting story in primary: This is a story about the ten leopards…
Overheard by: Amused Teacher
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on July 10, 2010
Youth speaker in sacrament meeting: You’re never too old or too fat to repent.
Overheard by: Pillsbury D. Boy
1 Comment | Categories: Children, General, Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women
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on July 07, 2010
Sister: Somewhere inside of me there is a skinny gal screaming because the fat girl is sitting on her and eating pie.
Overheard by: GreenEyedDeb
No Comments | Categories: General, Relief Society
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on July 06, 2010
Teacher: We’re going to be talking about Luke today. Luke was one of Jesus’ friends.
3-year-old: No he wasn’t! He was a Jedi!
Overheard by: Gaffney
1 Comment | Categories: Children, General, Nursery, Primary
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on July 02, 2010
Bishop in sacrament meeting: It is proposed that we sustain Sister S. as…Uh oh. I forgot what I was calling her to. We’ll sustain her, release her, and then call her to her real calling when I remember what it is.
Overheard by: BYU Student Ward
1 Comment | Categories: General, Leadership, Sacrament Meeting
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on June 29, 2010
Bishopric member: Then the closing hymn will be number 60, Battle Hymn of the Republicans.
Overheard by: Ken Colborn
No Comments | Categories: General, Leadership, Sacrament Meeting
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on June 28, 2010
Nursery leader: Who make all the animals?
2-year-old: I did!
Nuresery leader: And who made all theplants and trees?
2-year-old: I did!
Overheard by: My dad can create more than your dad
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