You Hear Her Coming

December 06, 2011

BYU girl: I’ve been creeper lovin on him for two weeks now and he has yet to ask me out.

Overheard by: Nicole




Categories: BYU, YSA

Practice Makes Perfect

December 04, 2011

BYU girl at table: Can I make a special request that we stop reading wedding vows at the study table?

Overheard by: I promise to eat everything on my plate…




Categories: BYU, YSA

Summation of Scariness

December 02, 2011

18-year-old YW on Mother’s Day: Well… I’m kind of not so excited to be in Relief Society. It’s not that I don’t like you as people. Each of them are really cool and they are great individuals but all together as a whole, well, you’re scary. Really.

Overheard by: Gizmo




Categories: Children, Relief Society, Young Men / Young Women

Any Open Windows?

November 30, 2011

General Authority at Stake Leadership Conference: Can I have a couple of volunteers to guard the doors? I’m going to ask everyone to stand before I get started and I don’t want anyone to get away.

Overheard by: Run!




Categories: General, Leadership

I Am A Child Of Mexico

November 28, 2011

YSA teacher: Where do we all come from?
Class: [silence]
YSA teacher: Where do you come from?
YSA class member: Well, I was born in the US but my parents are from Mexico…

Overheard by: The Wuera




Categories: General, Sunday School, YSA

Bueller… Bueller?

November 26, 2011

YSA sunday school teacher: So, who died for us?
Class: [silence]
YSA teacher: Really?!

Overheard by: The Wuera




Categories: General, Sunday School, YSA

You Asked… They Answered.

November 24, 2011

CTR 4-5 class Teacher: How can we get to the temple?
5-year-old girl: Drive or walk.
Teacher: Yes, but how can go inside the temple?
4-year-old boy: By using the doors.
Teacher: Yes, you are absolutely correct… Anyway, Heavenly Father wants us to go to the temple someday…

Overheard by: Didi M.




Categories: Children, Primary