Jazzed Up Bible Stories

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on July 13, 2010

CTR 5 boy recounting story in primary: This is a story about the ten leopards…

Overheard by: Amused Teacher

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Advantage For Skinny Young Sinners

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on July 10, 2010

Youth speaker in sacrament meeting: You’re never too old or too fat to repent.

Overheard by: Pillsbury D. Boy

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But I Like Pie

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on July 07, 2010

Sister: Somewhere inside of me there is a skinny gal screaming because the fat girl is sitting on her and eating pie.

Overheard by: GreenEyedDeb

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The Spirit Is Strong With This One

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on July 06, 2010

Teacher: We’re going to be talking about Luke today. Luke was one of Jesus’ friends.
3-year-old: No he wasn’t! He was a Jedi!

Overheard by: Gaffney

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Overworked

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on July 02, 2010

Bishop in sacrament meeting: It is proposed that we sustain Sister S. as…Uh oh. I forgot what I was calling her to. We’ll sustain her, release her, and then call her to her real calling when I remember what it is.

Overheard by: BYU Student Ward

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The Red Hymnal

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 29, 2010

Bishopric member: Then the closing hymn will be number 60, Battle Hymn of the Republicans.

Overheard by: Ken Colborn

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Taking Credit

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on June 28, 2010

Nursery leader: Who make all the animals?
2-year-old: I did!
Nuresery leader: And who made all theplants and trees?
2-year-old: I did!

Overheard by: My dad can create more than your dad

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