Middle-aged Guinness Stout fan to LDS friend: I know you aren’t a drinker but you have to taste this. You don’t have to drink it—just suck the head off. It tastes like a marshmallow!
Overheard by: Cold Caffeine Addict
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on July 27, 2010
Elder announcing a ward activity:We will be having a murder mystery, so if you are on the committee please meet with us to help plan the murder.
Bishop’s wife: Let me get this straight. The bishop just went out of town, so your planning a murder?
Elder: Don’t worry; we’ll start with a prayer.
Overheard by: Gidgiddoni
No Comments | Categories: Elders, General
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on July 26, 2010
Teacher: What is something your brothers and sisters do to help you?
4-year-old: They help me run away from monsters.
Overheard by: Sulley and Mike
3 Comments | Categories: Children, Nursery, Primary
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on July 22, 2010
Nursery Leader greeting a visiting Nursery Child: What is your name little girl?
Nursery child named Wendy: Dorothy
Nursery leader: Well, where are you from, Dorothy?
Wendy: Kansas
Overheard by: Sister Glenda Of The East
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Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on July 20, 2010
Excited 3-year-old seeing the Salt Lake City temple for the first time: Mom! Does President Monson live in that castle?
Mom: Honey, it’s not a castle, it’s the temple.
3-year-old: The temple!?! How come it’s so awesome?
Overheard by: Dede Bessey
2 Comments | Categories: Children, Parents
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on July 19, 2010
Nervous 8-year-old bearing testimony: I have never doubted that being baptized was a mistake.
Overheard by: Stacy
No Comments | Categories: Children, Primary, Sacrament Meeting
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on July 17, 2010
Mom helping child during family scripture study: I would that ye should consider that the things which are written upon the PLATES OF BRASS are true…
5-year-old: I would that ye should consider that the things which are written upon the BLADES OF GRASS are true…
Overheard by: Toni
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