Every Time A Bell Rings

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 18, 2010

3-year-old pointing to a picture of Christ after learning the song ‘When He Comes Again’: Look mom, it’s Harold Angel.

Overheard by: George Bailey

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Three Very Solid Points of Doctrine

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 17, 2010

Child bearing his testimony: I know that this church is true…and that Joseph Smith lived in a log cabin and transformed the Book of Mormon. In the name of Jesus Christ Amen.

Overheard by: Smiling Sister

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Chrysalis? Tomb? Same Thing.

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 16, 2010

Primary President during Sharing Time holding a picture of Jesus outside the tomb: What is this?
CTR 5 boy: That’s Jesus when he came out of his cocoon!

Overheard by: Popcorn Popping

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Book Of Obstetrics Chapter 1 Verse 3

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 15, 2010

10-year-old girl: In Fallopian’s, it says…

Overheard by: Holly Winget

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Dinner Is Served

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 14, 2010

Mom giving a FHE lesson on prophets and the Book of Mormon: So what would have happened if Nephi hadn’t gone back to get the brass plates?
4-year-old: ohhh, that would have been a bad choice, because… then they’d have no plates to eat their food on!

Overheard by: Fine China and Scriptures

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Make-A-Title

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 13, 2010

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5-year-old explaining his drawing to the primary: This guy is reading his scriptures and this guy’s about to get hit by a bus!

Overheard by: Heidi

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The Other Other White Meat

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 12, 2010

Sister giving a talk on food storage in sacrament meeting: I ground my own wheat and made ‘meat’ from gluten. My kids never knew it wasn’t real meat.
Grown son in congregation, under his breath: Oh, I knew it wasn’t real meat.

Overheard by: Tastes just like chicken

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