4-year-old daughter: Mom, you need to turn right.
Mom: Why?
Daughter: Because we were told to choose the right way in primary. Not left! You know, CTR!
Overheard by: Training Permit
December 20, 2011
Categories: Children, Primary
December 18, 2011
10-year-old boy: And when I come home from my mission, I’ll be married in the temple to my eternal competition.
Overheard by: Sis. Moon
Categories: Children, Sacrament Meeting
December 16, 2011
Young girl: I belong to the Church of Jesus Christ of Ladders and Skates.
Overheard by: Big Snakes
Categories: Children, General
December 14, 2011
Sharing time leader explaining what “burning the chips for fuel” means: Cow pies?
Children: [blank stares]
Leader: Dung?
Children: [blank stares]
Leader: Buffalo waste?
5-yr-old girl: Are you trying to say poop?
Overheard by: Keeping Warm
Categories: Children, Primary
December 12, 2011
Child during a silent Fast Sunday: Hancuff me. Handcuff me! HANDCUFF ME!!!
Overheard by: Mommy knows best
Categories: Children, Sacrament Meeting
December 10, 2011
Elders quorum president: When you visit those you home teach you want to recognize their spiritual pulse. Do you know what I mean by spiritual pulse? … Wow, I just saw five of you check your pulse.
Overheard by: High Blood Pressure
Categories: Elders, Leadership
December 08, 2011
Bishop, to sister who was sustained: Okay, Sister..you’re in!
Overheard by: Playful Bum Slap
Categories: General, Leadership
