Traitor’s Testimony

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 21, 2010

5-year-old boy bearing testimony: I just want to say that I’m so proud of my family because they’ve stopped saying the F-word.
5-year-old’s dad gets up later: Just so you know, the F-word is “fart.”

Overheard by: Tash

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Too Much YouTube

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 20, 2010

3-year-old girl during sacrament meeting: Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground!

Overheard by: Tash

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Somewhere In Quebec

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 19, 2010

YSA girl: Where are you from?
YSA girl #2: I’m from Vermont.
YSA girl: Oh, where in Canada is that?

Overheard by: Courtney - BYU-Idaho sacrament meeting

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Testimony Therapy

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 19, 2010

Sister bearing testimony: I used to pray that my family and I would all die in the night.

Overheard by: Therapy And Medication

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Every Time A Bell Rings

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 18, 2010

3-year-old pointing to a picture of Christ after learning the song ‘When He Comes Again’: Look mom, it’s Harold Angel.

Overheard by: George Bailey

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Three Very Solid Points of Doctrine

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 17, 2010

Child bearing his testimony: I know that this church is true…and that Joseph Smith lived in a log cabin and transformed the Book of Mormon. In the name of Jesus Christ Amen.

Overheard by: Smiling Sister

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Chrysalis? Tomb? Same Thing.

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 16, 2010

Primary President during Sharing Time holding a picture of Jesus outside the tomb: What is this?
CTR 5 boy: That’s Jesus when he came out of his cocoon!

Overheard by: Popcorn Popping

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