High Priest speaking in sacrament meeting: If anyone tells you they have a problem with organized religion, tell them most of the time we’re disorganized anyway.
Overheard by: High Priests Know Best
January 01, 2012
Son: Hey, Mom, can we have some of those, what are they called? Mexican waffles? later?
Mom: You mean English muffins?
Son: Oh yeah, those.
Overheard by: Mike
Categories: Children, Parents
December 30, 2011
50-year-old talking about his lack of grandkids: I wish my kids would get on the ball! I’m gonna buy ‘em a book… Procreation for Dummies.
Overheard by: The Special Hug
Categories: General, High Priests, Sunday School
December 28, 2011
HP group teacher: What do you do when you wake up grumpy in the morning?
HP: I don’t wake up grumpy, I just let her sleep.
Overheard by: Zzzz’s
Categories: General, High Priests
December 26, 2011
4-year-old girl: Mom, can I read scriptures with you?
Mom: Sure, I’m reading about Abinadi.
Girl: Oh, I know who he is… He’s the one who got fired.’
Overheard by: Burnt Ends
Categories: Children, Parents
December 24, 2011
8-year-old Primary offering the closing prayer: Dear Heavenly Father, please bless us. Please bless the food. Well, that’s if we are having a potluck today, but if not, that’s okay…
Overheard by: Potluck Equals Nasty
Categories: Children, Primary
December 22, 2011
Brother bearing testimony in sacrament meeting: And sometimes, I am a stupid man.
4-year-old: He can’t say that. Mommy will send him to his room.
Overheard by: Wash Your Mouth Out
Categories: Children, Sacrament Meeting
