Primary teacher: Where do we learn about Jesus?
5-year-old boy: Nevada!
Primary teacher: Okay, where else do we learn about Jesus?
5-year-old boy: American Fork!
Overheard by: Lee High
January 19, 2012
Categories: Children, Primary
January 18, 2012
High council speaker: Everyone had been talking about Y2K. I didn’t know what Y2K was. I thought it was a new kind of personal lubricant.
Overheard by: Y2KY
Categories: Leadership, Sacrament Meeting
January 17, 2012
7-year-old boy in sacrament meeting: When is snackrament? My mom did not make breakfast.
Overheard by: D. Con
Categories: Children, Sacrament Meeting
January 15, 2012
Beehive: It’s weird because in Utah everyone is Mormon, but here, everyone is lesbian.
Beehive’s sister: LUTHERAN! Not lesbian! You’ve got to stop mixing those two up!
Overheard by: Nikup
Categories: General, Young Men / Young Women
January 10, 2012
Music leader holding her arms up like she was flexing muscles: Nephi always did what was right. He was told to build a ship, and he was able to do that because the Lord gave him… what?
Valiant: Power tools!
Overheard by: Karen
Categories: Children, Primary
January 07, 2012
Temple fireside speaker: I am so grateful to be sealed for eternity to my beautiful four children, and staying sealed to their father is the sacrifice I make, the price I pay.
Overheard by: Sacrifices
Categories: Children
January 05, 2012
Announcement of the pallbearers at the funeral of a sister who never married: She requested her pallbearers all be women, if any men wanted to take her out, they should have done so while she was living.
Overheard by: I Can Do It Myself
Categories: General
