Primarily Jersey Shore

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 05, 2010

Primary President: Where are you visiting from?
Visiting Child: Utah.
Primary President: Wow!  What do you think of New Jersey?
Visiting Child: It’s nice.
Primary President: Well… you might be the only one who thinks so.
Older Boy: Plus we have one of the best TV shows!
Primary President: Oh really? What’s that?
Older Boy: Jersey Shore!

Overheard by: Slurpeefiend

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Freudian?

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 04, 2010

Young Woman reading Moses 1:39 in sacrament meeting: …and this is my work and my glory, to bring to pass the immorality and eternal life of man.

Overheard by: Scotland YW

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It’s In The New Hymnbook

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 03, 2010

Primary Music teacher after reading Hel 5:12: Can anyone guess which song this scripture is tied to? A Song about foundation?
Six year old girl: Fear Thou Damnation?

Overheard by: Stephen

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Avatar Parable

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 02, 2010

Sunday school teacher: Who here has seen Avatar? Ok, if you have then it’s kind of like this… Satan wants to use us as his avatar!
Class nodding heads in agreement: Ahhh

Overheard by: James C.

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She’s So Casual About It

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on March 01, 2010

Young woman flipping through her Personal Progress book: Shoot! I lost my virtue.

Overheard by: Flipping Pages

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Mr. Fancypants

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 26, 2010

EQ teacher during lesson on agency: I was the one wearing the nice pants, and the guy with the nice pants gets to make all the decisions.

Overheard by: Slurpeefiend

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Have To Use The B-Word

Posted by Overheard In The Ward on February 25, 2010

Six year old girl to her grandma: …and we thought of a new game! Like right now we are going to F-word the B-word!
Mom clarifying: Finish the bathroom.

Overheard by: Embarrassed Momma

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