Overheard In The Ward

Young Man Blessing the Sacrament: Oh God, [long pause] the card is gone!

Overheard by: Glad It Wasn’t My Son

Testimony Meeting – Member: I’d like to bear my testimony about the great man that was Pat Tillman…

Overheard by: Honey, who’s that?

Sunday School Teacher: The people worshipped Princess Diana. Wait, I mean the Goddess Diana.

Overheard in the Ward by: Prince Harry’s Girlfriend

Testimony Meeting – Ward Widow: I am so grateful for my deceased husband because he insisted twenty years ago that we get air conditioning.

Overheard by: Single and Overheated

Testimony Meeting – Brother Grateful: My wife is a great lover…

Overheard by: Didn’t Need to Know That

Missionary Mother at Farewell: …and I know that as a missionary there will be rejection. But if anyone can handle rejection its my son Ian.

Overheard by: Brother Ian Thomas Hardin

Sister: I like to escort investigators during meetings… wait… does that make me an escort service?

Overheard by: Cindy Boots