Retired RS Sister commenting on Stake Young Women’s musical fireside: It sounds like Britney Spears meets Janice Kapp Perry.
Overheard by: FullPews
November 19, 2008
Primary teacher: Here are ten Starbursts. Now give me one back as tithing. You can give fast offerings, too. How many do you each want to give?
Child One: I’ll give one.
Child Two: I’ll give two.
Child Three: Ill give NINE.
Teacher: That’s wonderful! The Lord blesses us when we sacrifice, so you all get more candy back than you gave. Child Three, you get 18 Starbursts back!
Child Three to friends after church: Don’t give your Starbursts away! This time you won’t get double back!
Overheard by: Zina
Categories: Children, Primary
November 19, 2008
Sunbeam, seeing resurrected Christ in video: See? Jesus didn’t die!
Sunbeam #2: Yes, he did.
Sunbeam #1: No, he only died in some.
Overheard by: Jondh
Categories: Children, Primary
November 19, 2008
Primary Teacher: Is cleaning something we should do on sunday?
5-year-old girl: My parents clean on sunday.
Overheard by: LaughingMember
Categories: Children, Primary
November 18, 2008
Conducting Bishopric member: We will now have our sacrament hymn, In Humidity, Our Savior.
Overheard by: Everyone
Categories: General, Leadership, Sacrament Meeting
November 18, 2008
Primary Music Leader: I want you to sing loud and promise me you won’t touch your neighbors.
CTR 5: I can’t touch my neighbor. He doesn’t come to church.
Overheard by: Marissa
Categories: Children, Primary
