CTR 8 Child #1: I’m half Roman.
CTR 8 Child #2: Half Roman! But Romans are the ones that killed Jesus.
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
CTR 8 Child #1: I’m half Roman.
CTR 8 Child #2: Half Roman! But Romans are the ones that killed Jesus.
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
CTR 5 boy: I am thankful for Me.
Overheard by: Thankful Singing Time
Nursery Leader: What are some things we are thankful for?
2-year-old: Worms!
Nursery Leader: Wow! Have you ever touched a worm?
2-year-old: Yep, I ate him all up!
Overheard by: Rebekah
Mom: Jesus took dinosaurs off the earth so that we could come here and get our bodies.
Boy seeing dinosaur display: Look Mommy! Jesus KILLED it!
Overheard by: Dani
CTR 8 Teacher on first day of new calling: My wife and I don’t know the rules of your class so why don’t we all work together to come up with some we can follow.
CTR 8 Child: Never swim in bath oil or bisquick!
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
8-year old Primary boy bearing testimony: And I know that President Reagan is the true prophet…
Overheard by: Whole Congregation