Child looking at a picture book of Israelites offering a burnt sacrifice: Are they having a BBQ?
Overheard by: Teri in Fremont
November 20, 2008
Young Women: It’s modest as long as it covers your nipples.
Overheard by: Sister Tube Top
Categories: General, Young Men / Young Women
November 19, 2008
10-year-old teaching FHE: Repentence is like a toilet…
Overheard by: Abigail
Categories: Children
November 19, 2008
Retired RS Sister commenting on Stake Young Women’s musical fireside: It sounds like Britney Spears meets Janice Kapp Perry.
Overheard by: FullPews
Categories: Relief Society, Young Men / Young Women
November 19, 2008
Primary teacher: Here are ten Starbursts. Now give me one back as tithing. You can give fast offerings, too. How many do you each want to give?
Child One: I’ll give one.
Child Two: I’ll give two.
Child Three: Ill give NINE.
Teacher: That’s wonderful! The Lord blesses us when we sacrifice, so you all get more candy back than you gave. Child Three, you get 18 Starbursts back!
Child Three to friends after church: Don’t give your Starbursts away! This time you won’t get double back!
Overheard by: Zina
Categories: Children, Primary
November 19, 2008
Sunbeam, seeing resurrected Christ in video: See? Jesus didn’t die!
Sunbeam #2: Yes, he did.
Sunbeam #1: No, he only died in some.
Overheard by: Jondh
Categories: Children, Primary
