Pilot Attends Primary

November 28, 2008

CTR 8 Child #1: I’m half Roman.
CTR 8 Child #2: Half Roman! But Romans are the ones that killed Jesus.

Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth




Categories: Children, Primary

A Narcissist Thanksgiving

November 27, 2008

CTR 5 boy: I am thankful for Me.

Overheard by: Thankful Singing Time




Categories: Children, Primary

To Eat Or Not To Eat

November 27, 2008

Nursery Leader: What are some things we are thankful for?
2-year-old: Worms!
Nursery Leader: Wow! Have you ever touched a worm?
2-year-old: Yep, I ate him all up!

Overheard by: Rebekah




Categories: Children

K-T Boundry Rebuttal

November 26, 2008

Mom: Jesus took dinosaurs off the earth so that we could come here and get our bodies.  
Boy seeing dinosaur display: Look Mommy! Jesus KILLED it!

Overheard by: Dani




Categories: Children, Parents

Breaking In New Teachers

November 26, 2008

CTR 8 Teacher on first day of new calling: My wife and I don’t know the rules of your class so why don’t we all work together to come up with some we can follow.
CTR 8 Child: Never swim in bath oil or bisquick!

Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth




Categories: Children, Primary

I Know Trickle-down Economics Is True

November 26, 2008

8-year old Primary boy bearing testimony:  And I know that President Reagan is the true prophet…

Overheard by: Whole Congregation




Categories: General, Sacrament Meeting

The End

November 25, 2008

Sunbeam closing her talk: In the name of Jesus Christ the end.

Overheard by: Roll Credits




Categories: Children, Primary