Primary child on the morning after a Ward party: My balloon lost all it’s Helaman.
Overheard by: Jennifer M.
November 22, 2008
Teacher: Jesus and Heavenly Father love everyone.
CTR 7 boy: Does Jesus love Hitler and the people in Iraq?
Teacher: Yes. They will have to repent to live with him some day though. AND we dont want to be like them… we know how to behave.
Overheard by: Shannon
Categories: Children, Primary
November 21, 2008
Primary teacher to children: What are some things you want to do when you grow up?
Sunbeam girl: I want to have boobies!
Overheard by: Dee Dee
Categories: Children, Primary
November 21, 2008
Child: Why do we have to go to church on Sunday?
Mom: Because that’s what Jesus wants us to do.
Child: Why doesn’t Jesus ever want to do what I want to do?
Overheard by: Kim
Categories: Children, Parents
November 21, 2008
BYU male: He just met someone new. I’m excited to see how quickly this progresses.
BYU male #2: He could be like my friend. Five weeks after his mission, he was married.
Overheard by: Sassy Single
Categories: General, YSA
November 21, 2008
Testimony bearer: I know this is the only true church.
Child to mother: What? This is the ONLY true church [building]? What about Jared? He is gonna be bummed. He thinks he is going to the only true church!
Overheard by: My-building-is-better-than-your-building
Categories: Children, Parents
November 20, 2008
Boy in sacrament meeting: [whispers]
Mom: What? I can’t hear you.
Boy: [whispers]
Mom: Honey, you have to say it louder. I can’t hear you.
Boy shouting: I really want to go home now!
Overheard by: Kim
Categories: Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting
