Child In Primary Program: My family is special because I am in it… and because my dad’s a fireman.
Overheard by: Overlooked Mother
December 02, 2008
6-year-old boy wanting to watch a Sunday movie: Which is the movie about the 2,000 stripping lawyers?
Overheard by: Sister
Categories: Children, General
December 02, 2008
Little girl noticing a young man in church with a long, scruffy beard: Look, Daddy! It’s Jesus!
Overheard by: Rachel
Categories: Children
December 02, 2008
Primary teacher during Sacrament Primary Program: Say your name and something you like to do.
4-year-old Primary Program participant: My name is John and I like to wipe my butt!
Overheard by: Glad My Kids Are Grown
Categories: Children, Primary, Sacrament Meeting
November 30, 2008
Boy giving a talk in primary on testimonies: I had my testimony, but then I lost it.
Overheard by: Where’sMyPaper?
Categories: Children, Primary
November 29, 2008
Congregation singing The Star Spangled Banner: The land of the free, and the home of the brave.
Boy in congregation: PLAY BALL!
Overheard by: Brother P. Rose
Categories: Children, General
November 28, 2008
Little Boy: [hits his sister]
Grandma: Why did you do that?!
Little Boy: Sorry Grandma, but I lost my CTR ring and I don’t know how to choose the right anymore.
Overheard by: Stunned Granny
Categories: Children
