5-year-old boy: Mommy, I dont want too.
Mom: Jesus, Santa, and The Tooth Fairy are all watching… so you better!
Overheard by: ThePrimaryTeacher
December 06, 2008
Categories: Children, Parents
December 05, 2008
6-year-old girl: When Moses turned the river to blood do you think it was because he put his stick down in the water and speared a fish?
Overheard by: GigglingMom
Categories: Children, Parents
December 05, 2008
3-year-old #1: I was born in Minnesota.
3-year-old #2: I was born in Heaven.
Overheard by: Lysee
Categories: Children
December 04, 2008
Primary Music Leader: There will be a meeting about the new children’s choir today, right after sacrament meeting, in the chapel.
Child: What if you can’t go to sacrament meeting? Our family has too many kids for that.
Overheard by: Multiply and Replenish the Earth
Categories: Children, Primary
December 04, 2008
Sunbeam Teacher: What kind of commandments has the Lord given us about food and eating?
Sunbeam: Wisdom teeth!
Overheard by: TheSunbeamTeacher
Categories: Children, Primary
December 03, 2008
An upset male BYU student on his cell phone: I’m 22, no girlfriend, no prospects… I’m going to die unmarried and alone!
Overheard by: A passerby
Categories: General
