Primary teacher: Okay, this team is too noisy. I’m going to take away a point.
6-year-old: Dammit!
Overheard by: Kik
August 09, 2011
Categories: Children, Primary
August 07, 2011
Mom: Today is Stake Conference. It’s sorta like sacrament meeting… but it’s 2 hours long and the Stake President will speak.
5-year-old: No kid wants to hear that.
Overheard by: Kik
Categories: Children, Parents
August 05, 2011
Little girl during the sacrament: Grandma how come we can’t have butter and milk with the sacrament?
Grandma: Because the sacrament’s supposed to help us think about Jesus.
Little Girl: I can still think about Jesus with butter and milk!
Overheard by: Multitasking
Categories: Children, Parents, Sacrament Meeting
August 03, 2011
YSA Bishop: I would love to offer you my services… as a matchmaker. Even if you’ve gotten to the point where you’re tired of dating and want to just skip the whole dating process. Then, you can bring me your names, boys and girls, and I’ll just pair you up. I promise I’ll do a good job.
Overheard by: Bishop Yenta
Categories: Leadership, Sacrament Meeting, YSA
August 01, 2011
5-year-old singing Home On The Range: Where Zelda is heard a discouraging word
Overheard by: Link
Categories: Children, Primary
July 29, 2011
YM Leader to young man: I want you to know that you don’t need drugs or alcohol to have a good time… all you need is gunpowder.
Overheard by: Salt Peter
Categories: Leadership, Young Men / Young Women
