Overheard In The Ward

Girl: Congratulations, when are you due?
Girl 2: July. 
Girl: That’s great. 
Girl 2: No wait, March. July was when we conceived

Overheard by: K

Older gentleman after a rather high soprano solo of Away in a Manger: Well that woke me up.

Overheard by: Giggles

Mom: So, do you remember why we have christmas?
Son: Yes, because Jesus was born.
Mom: Do you remember who came to see him?
Son: The wise men.
Mom: What did they bring him?
Son: Presents.
Mom: Yeah, but what were the presents?
Son: Gold.
Mom: Yes. Gold. And what else?
Son: Fwankensence.
Mom: And what else?
Son: And… boobies?

Overheard by: Camille

Dad: We need to stay after church today. Your mother and I need to be set apart.
7 year-old-son to parents: … Okay, but I’m going to live with dad.

Overheard by: Together Forever

Sharing time teacher: What are some of the gifts that Heavenly Father gave to us?
4-year-old #1: Parents.
4-year-old #2: Food.
4-year-old #3: Santa Claus.

Overheard by: Nicole

2nd counselor over the pulpit: We will conclude our meeting by singing hymn number 86, How Hungry Thou Art.

Overheard by: StomachPains

Congregational Hymn in Christmas Program: #210 With Wandering Off

Overheard by: Kate