Overheard In The Ward

Primary song Leader, showing junior primary a small, undecorated Christmas tree: Who can tell me what this tree is missing?
CTR7 boy: The Christmas balls! It doesn’t have any balls!

 Overheard by: Sister Boyshorts

Child after singing Silent Night: Mommy, did Jesus really wear a diaper?
Mother: He probably wore one as a baby. Why do you ask?
Child: Because that song said Jesus wore a diaper.

Oveheard by: Kim

Bishop announcing the program: We will now sing an announcement.

Overheard by: Be Rad

Girl: Congratulations, when are you due?
Girl 2: July. 
Girl: That’s great. 
Girl 2: No wait, March. July was when we conceived

Overheard by: K

Older gentleman after a rather high soprano solo of Away in a Manger: Well that woke me up.

Overheard by: Giggles

Mom: So, do you remember why we have christmas?
Son: Yes, because Jesus was born.
Mom: Do you remember who came to see him?
Son: The wise men.
Mom: What did they bring him?
Son: Presents.
Mom: Yeah, but what were the presents?
Son: Gold.
Mom: Yes. Gold. And what else?
Son: Fwankensence.
Mom: And what else?
Son: And… boobies?

Overheard by: Camille

Dad: We need to stay after church today. Your mother and I need to be set apart.
7 year-old-son to parents: … Okay, but I’m going to live with dad.

Overheard by: Together Forever