Boy: Mommy, did I come from a factory?
Mom: No Alex you did not.
Boy: Where did I come from?
Mom: You lived in heaven with Heavenly Father and Jesus before you were born.
Boy: Then Heavenly Father and Jesus and me got on an airplane and they flew me all the way here.
Overheard by: Deployed Optimus
Girl Bearing Her Testimony: I’m so grateful for my lover… I mean my mother.
Overheard by: Supressed Giggles
4-year old: Mommy! I want to make a necklace for Satan.
Mom: Why do you want to make a necklace for Satan?
4-year old: Cuz Satan is unhappy, and a necklace will make him happy again.
Overheard by: Deployed Optimus
Sunbeam singing: Follow the prophet! Follow the prophet! Follow the prophet, don’t run awaaaaay.
Overheard by: BigFish
Grandmother explaining Christmas story to little boy: Mary and Joseph had to go pay their taxes, so they rode a donkey…
[Later] Mother to little boy: Can you tell me the Christmas story?
Little boy: Mary and Joseph didn’t have money for a taxi so they had to ride a donkey.
Overheard by: Yellow
Stake president making closing remarks: I hope that each of us will make love… the primary part of our celebration.
Overheard by: Be Rad
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