Primary teacher during sharing time: Does anyone know what Jesus Christ’s last words were when he was up on the cross?
Five-year-old girl: Jesus said ‘Let me down!’
Overheard by: Sunce
January 01, 2009
Categories: Children, Primary
December 30, 2008
Sunbeam singing: David O. McKay was swallowed by Joseph Fielding Smith.
Overheard by: Nate
Categories: Children, Primary
December 30, 2008
Bishop and a funeral director by trade: And now for our closing hymn we’ll sing ‘Let Us All Pass On.’
Overheard by: Brian
Categories: General, Leadership, Sacrament Meeting
December 30, 2008
Primary President during Sharing Time: Okay, boys and girls… What do you think it means when it says ‘I will not use crude words’?
Eight-year-old jumping up and down and raising his hand: Oooo! That like means like when some people say BAD words that you shouldn’t say. Instead you should just say ‘blank’ or ‘bleep’. Like, Oh my bleeping bleep!, or bleep bleep you bleep! or blank you blanking blank, or mother blanker.
Overheard by: Alice
Categories: Children, Primary
December 29, 2008
Woman during sacrament talk: If we apply charity and prayer into all that we do, we will find that our lives are greatly diminished.
Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth
Categories: General
December 27, 2008
College-aged Niece: Uncle Mark, did you get to wear flip flops on your mission to Samoa? … Wait, did they have flip flops back then?
Overheard by: Jimmy Choo
Categories: General, Missionaries
