Jesus Wants Me For A Cranberry

January 09, 2009

Nursery Boy: I don’t want leave Nursery, I don’t want go to cranberry. I’m scared of cranberry.

Overheard by: Gregory Lemon




Categories: Children, Primary

A Day That Will Live in Infamy

January 07, 2009

CTR 7 holding up a picture he drew: This is my dad when he was arrested!

Overheard by: The Primary Warden




Categories: Children, Primary

Too Much Food Network

January 05, 2009

Primary Teacher: Who can tell me more about what they did before they put Jesus in the tomb?
Child: They put spices on him! Like salt… and pepper too!

Overheard by: Brother Flay




Categories: Children, Primary

Red-Faced Missionaries

January 04, 2009

4-year-old to missionaries over for dinner:  Hey guess what? My mommy is going to have a new baby! That is when she goes to the doctor and she has a hole in her and the doctor helps pull the baby out of the hole…

Overheard by: La Maze




Categories: Children, Missionaries, Parents

Shizukanishite. Damare! Urusai!

January 03, 2009

CTR 6: [mumbles something incoherent]
CTR 8: EEYAY! That’s no in Japanese. 
CTR 6: How do you say shut up in Japanese so I can be quiet and CHOOSE THE RIGHT?

Overheard by: Sister Origami




Categories: Children, Primary

It’s a Bejeweled Life

January 03, 2009

Youth Speaker: Life is kinda like the game Bejeweled…  you never know what is coming next.

Overheard by: Gamer




Categories: General, Sacrament Meeting

Trilobites

January 02, 2009

Primary child praying: Please bless the Prophet and the fossils.

Overheard by: Wings of Blue




Categories: Children, Primary