Parent during FHE: Where was Jesus born? It begins with an “M”.
Son: Mexico… Yes, Jesus was born in Mexico.
Overheard by: Rebecca
January 11, 2009
Categories: Children, General, Parents
January 10, 2009
Testimony bearer: I want to thank each person in this ward for the love that they show to me each day through their thoughtless actions…
Overheard by: Andrea
Categories: General, Sacrament Meeting
January 10, 2009
CTR5 girl on the lap of her teacher: You have bad breath.
Overheard by: DDrummer
Categories: Children, Primary
January 09, 2009
Primary President: Well, we were going to meet on the stage…
High Priest Group Leader: We’ll move.
Elders Quorum President: Yeah, they can sleep anywhere.
Overheard by: Stephsterr, The YW Prez
Categories: Elders, High Priests, Leadership
January 09, 2009
Primary songleader, holding up a picture of the earth: What is this?
Shouting primary kids: Earth!
Primary songleader: When we’re done living on earth, where do we get to go?
Shouting primary kids: UTAH!
Overheard by: Captain Kirk
Categories: Children, Primary
January 09, 2009
3-year-old just finishing Sunbeams for the first time: I’m not Jane anymore. I’m a Sunbeam!
Overheard by: Gouker Goon
Categories: Children, Primary
January 09, 2009
Testimony bearer: The windows of heaven poured me a blessing.
4-year-old laughing out loud: You can’t pour blessings! But you can pour Koolaid.
Overheard by: Crystal Light
Categories: Children, Sacrament Meeting
