Bishopric Counselor: Please be reverent and courteous during the performance. Remember that crying children, like good intentions, should be carried out.
Overheard by: All The Fiber Of My Being
January 13, 2009
Bishop during Sharing Time: On the night Jesus was born, there was something new in the sky. Who know what it was?
Excited 9 year-old: Ooo! I know! A supernova!
Overheard by: skawaii
Categories: Children, Leadership, Primary
January 12, 2009
Mom: [scoots child over to make room in pew]
Greg: Mom! You pushed me in church.
Mom: I’m sorry Greg.
Greg: It’s ok, I won’t tell God.
Overheard by: Tammy
Categories: Children, Parents
January 12, 2009
3-year-old to Nursery teachers: Hey! Watch me get my nose picked!
Overheard by: Primary Planet
Categories: Children, Primary
January 11, 2009
Primary Teacher during sharing time: See this globe, there are children who live all over the world. Have any of you visited another country before?
Sunbeam raising hand: Oh! Oh! me! I have been to Reno!
Overheard by: Jessica
Categories: Children, Primary
January 11, 2009
Primary Teacher: What is something that ONLY boys have that starts with the letter “P”?
7-year-old: I know, I know. A Penis!
Primary Teacher: That’s right son, the Priesthood!
Overheard by: Suzie
Categories: Children, Primary
