Primary Teacher: Who knows what supplicate means?
CTR 8 mimicking being strangled: To choke.
Overheard by: Jayson
January 15, 2009
Categories: Children, Primary
January 15, 2009
First counselor in the bishopric talking meeting his wife: She came over to help me paint and she brought professional painting equipment… and she was wearing holey Levi’s. That’s when I knew she was the one—I love girls in holey Levi’s.
Overheard by: Caroline
Categories: Leadership, Sacrament Meeting
January 15, 2009
Mother during FHE: Joseph Smith saw Jesus in the Temple.
Daughter: I want to be Joseph Smith.
Older Brother: Joseph was shot.
Daughter: Never mind!
Overheard by: Baldman Bugs
Categories: Children, General, Parents
January 14, 2009
Primary teacher: When we die our spirits go to heaven. What happens to our bodies?
Sunbeam: It starts to stink!
Overheard by: Sister Morticia
Categories: Children, Primary
January 14, 2009
Scripture Reader: …and I looked, and beheld the multitude.
CTR7: The mullet dude? Who’s the mullet dude?
Overheard by: Billie Rae
Categories: Children, Primary
January 14, 2009
Sister to brother: Look at your CTR ring and choose the right and stop fighting with me!
Overheard by: You Flippin Fetchin Fetcher
Categories: Children, General
January 14, 2009
Woman bearing testimony: I’m grateful for trolls and tribulations because that always taught me valuable lessons.
Overheard by: R Max
Categories: General, Sacrament Meeting
