YW President: Have you all ever felt a burning in your bosom as it said in the scripture?
Young women: [chuckles]
YW President: Do you know what a bosom is?
Young women: Your butt?
Overheard by: My bosoms are burning!
August 23, 2011
Categories: Leadership, Young Men / Young Women
August 21, 2011
Relief Society Counselor: Our opening hymn will be #45 Lead Me into Life Eternal
Relief Society Sister: Otherwise known as ‘Kill Me Now’.
Overhard by: Dartmouth Ward, Lakewood, Co
Categories: Relief Society
August 19, 2011
Primary Chorister teaching a song with the words ‘our home above: Where did you live before you came here?
6-year-old: Germany!
Overheard by: Church Mouse
Categories: Children, Primary
August 17, 2011
Older sister after her little brother spilled a Popsicle all over the carpet: Mom is going to kill us!
Little brother: Well, when you tell her, I’m going to be out of the room! I don’t want to see anybody killed!
Overheard by: The Warden
Categories: Children, Parents
August 15, 2011
Sunbeam teacher: Who knows what the three wise men brought baby Jesus?
3-year-old sunbeam: Oh I know! Gold, Fankenstein, and Smurfs!
Overheard by: Shaylee
Categories: Children, Primary
August 13, 2011
Dad trying to get his kids in the car on fast Sunday: Get in the car, dang it!
Overheard by: Another nickel for the swear jar
Categories: Children, Parents
