Bishop: Do you know why you are getting baptized next week?
8-year-old: I think it’s to wash away all of those sins that I accidentally did by mistake.
Overheard by: Mostly Kinda
January 18, 2009
Categories: Children, Leadership
January 18, 2009
5-year-old son was reading Psalm 23: The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want, he makes me lie down in green passengers.
Overheard by: Flight Attendant
Categories: Children, General, Parents
January 17, 2009
Saturday Double Post
Primary Teacher: What did we learn about today in Primary
Primary child: The apostrophe
Overheard by: Asterisk
Primary teacher: Who knows what apostasy is?
Valiant 9 child: It’s what goes in a word to add an S or other letters.
Overheard by: Emily
Categories: Children, Primary
January 16, 2009
Primary Leader: The Temple is the House of the Lord
CTR boy whispering to his neighbor: If the temple is Gods house, then the church must be Gods garage.
Overheard by: Nacho
Categories: Children, Primary
January 16, 2009
Mother giving FHE lesson: Temples are special places. What is on the top of the temples?
Daughter: I know, there is an angel on top of the temple… it is Angel Ramona!
Overheard by: Baldman Bugs
Categories: Children, General, Parents
January 16, 2009
CTR 8 boy giving clues during guessing game in primary: Mom’s and Dad’s do it!
Primary: [snickers from the back of the room]
CTR 8 boy: You do it in a special place.
Primary: [more laughter]
1st counselor trying to save: It’s ordained by God.
1st counselor giving up: It’s marriage!
Overheard by: Primary Wrangler
Categories: Children, Primary
