Primary child whispering to teacher: When I grow up, I’m going to make a orange smoothie.
Overheard by: James E
January 21, 2009
Primary Chorister: I couldn’t draw a picture of Jesus, so I’ll just write His name.
CTR 5 shouting from audience: Aww… I can’t draw Jesus either. I always forget His eyebrows!
Overheard by: Dell Parsons
Categories: Children, Primary
January 21, 2009
CTR 7: Did you know that the continents all used to be one continent?
Teacher: Yes. Do you know what it was called?
CTR 7: No. What was it called?
Teacher: Pangea.
CTR 7: Oh, were you there?
Overheard by: Sister Rodinia
Categories: Children, Primary
January 21, 2009
Stake presidency member speaking to the Primary at Ward Conference: God’s love is like wrapping yourself up in a warm, cozy blanket. What do you do when you’re cold?
Sunbeam #1: I put on a coat.
Sunbeam #2: I like to sit on the heating vent.
Sunbeam #3: I like to build a fire in my living room.
Older Brother of Sunbeam #3: Hey! We don’t have a fireplace!
Overheard by: NG
Categories: Children, Leadership, Primary
January 20, 2009
Primary Teacher: When the pioneers were crossing the plains, they had all sorts of problems… the weather was bad, they had to walk and walk, and then they met indians who were mean, and did bad things to them.
Primary child: If the Indians were so mean, why didn’t they just call 911?
Overheard by: JJ
Categories: Children, Primary
January 20, 2009
Mom giving lesson on the nativity: …and King Herod was mean to the Jews.
2-year-old: Why? I like juice!
Overheard by: JJ
Categories: Children, General, Nursery
