Really Loud Rodents

January 25, 2009

Primary leader: I see Matthew is sitting quietly. And Amy is sitting quietly…
Sunbeam yelling: I’m sitting quietly! I’m sitting quietly!

Overheard by: Kim




Categories: Children, Primary

Have No Fear Grandma’s Here

January 24, 2009

Primary teacher: What would happen if you came home one day and your house and your family were gone!! Would you be afraid?
Sunbeam: Teacher, Teacher… I wouldn’t be afraid. I would just run to my gramma.

Overheard by: Gramma K




Categories: Children, Primary

Teen Bashing In Sharing Time

January 24, 2009

Primary presidency member: What about teenagers? They always think they’re right, huh?
CTR 8 girl whispering to teacher: Teenagers also don’t like to spend a lot of time with their families.

Overheard by: Too Old For Family




Categories: Children, Primary

Look Mom I’m A Hot Dog

January 24, 2009

3-year-old in nursery folding up sides of singing time rug: Look Mom! I’m a Hot Dog!

Overheard by: Wendy




Categories: Children, Primary

Was That Salvation or Salivation?

January 23, 2009

CTR5 to teacher wearing a cowl-neck sweater: Why are you wearing a bib?

Overheard by: Sister Drooly




Categories: Children, Primary

Dueling Testimonies

January 22, 2009

Strongly Democratic sister bearing  testimony: I urge each of you to be active, engaged citizens…
Strongly Republican sister bearing testimony immediately after: I urge each of you to be active, engaged citizens… We must vote for righteous leaders! We cannot vote for dead babies!

Overheard by: MBW




Categories: General, Sacrament Meeting

Orange Julius Has Nothing On Me

January 22, 2009

Primary child whispering to teacher: When I grow up, I’m going to make a orange smoothie.

Overheard by: James E




Categories: Children, Primary