Overheard In The Ward

Primary President: Today we are going to learn some interesting facts about President Monson. Does anyone know how old he is? I’ll give you a hint… he’s pretty old.
Littlest Sunbeam: Twenty.

Overheard by: Kitchenditcher

Member #1: I haven’t been to the temple in a while mostly because I’m fat.
Member #2: Umm.. Oh.
Member #1: I swear those chairs and changing rooms keep getting smaller and smaller.

Overheard by: The Pastry Chef

EQ Instructor: My wife loves the temple… She really does. Last week we went and when we got home… all I can say is that it was like a second honeymoon.

Overheard by: TempleForeplay

Primary President in Sharing time: When we are Baptized, we have to go all the way under the water. Does anyone know what that is called?
8 year old: It’s called immersion.
PP: Yes! So then when we are baptized by immersion, we need to…
4 year old: Hold our breath!

Overheard by: The Sunbeam Herder

Teacher: What are some of the things are parents help teach us?
Child #1: They teach us to use good language.
Child #2: Yeah, my uncle has a hard time with that!

Overgeard by: Charity Never Faileth

Guy to Friend: Does the bishop look like batman to you?
Guy #2: What are you talking about ?
Guy #1: You know… the new batman… not the tight wearing one…

Overheard by: Robin

Bishop to Fifth Sunday School Class: Now… we still need one more priesthood holder to go up to camp and sleep with the young women…

Submitted by: Count me in!