Sunbeam teacher: Can we talk to Heavenly Father?
Sunbeam: No. If we want to talk to Heavenly Father we have to take a special airplane all the way up to heaven so we can talk to him and he can give us loves.
Overheard by: Kim
January 28, 2009
Categories: Children, Primary
January 28, 2009
CTR5 Teacher: Today we’re going to watch a little movie. Does anyone know what it’s about?
CTR5: The Plan of Starvation!
Overheard by: Lubbock Primary
Categories: Children, Primary
January 28, 2009
Sunbeam teacher holding picture of Christ and the Sermon on the Mount: Who is this?
Sunbeam: That’s Jesus!
Sunbeam teacher: That’s right! And what is Jesus doing?
Sunbeam: He’s telling the people not to be naughty.
Overheard by: Kim
Categories: Children, Primary
January 27, 2009
Sharing Time teacher: What do daddies do?
6-year-old girl in Primary: Sometimes, once in awhile, a dad might help a mom if she’s making dinner.
6-year-old girl #2: But MY dad makes dinner by himself and gives my mom a BREAK.
Overheard by: Cuz Your Dad Stinks
Categories: Children, Primary
January 27, 2009
A recently returned sister missionary speaking in sacrament meeting about reverence: And that pissed her companion right off! … My fourth point is about using reverence in language. We should never, ever use slang. It can offend people and is not reverent.
Overheard by: Sister Effing
Categories: General, Sacrament Meeting
January 27, 2009
Primary teacher: Good food makes us big and strong.
Sunbeam: And then we can be like Superman!
Overheard by: Jor-El
Categories: Children, Primary
January 26, 2009
Primary teacher: What should we do every night before we go to bed?
9-year-old primary girl: I know! We should read Twilight because Edward is SO hot!
9-year-old primary girl #2: No way. That’s not it… We should read Twilight every night because Jacob Black is WAY more hotter! DUH!
Overheard by: Steph an the Mire
Categories: Children, Primary
