Primary teacher: What’s something you can do to help others?
Sumbeam: Well… you just take a rope, and pull them up!
Overheard by: Brother Noose
January 31, 2009
Categories: Children, Primary
January 30, 2009
Primary Team 1 picking a team name for a game: Let them pick first.
Teacher: Okay… [to Team 2] What is it?
Team 2: We’re BYU!
Teacher looking back at Team 1: And you guys?
Team 1: We’re BTBYU!
Teacher: Huh?
BTBYU: “Better Than BYU!”
Overheard by: Brother Referee
Categories: Children, Primary
January 30, 2009
Grandson: Why would you want God to steal your soul?
Grandma: What? God doesn’t steal souls.
Grandson: But I heard you sing, “Please steal my soul.”
Overheard by: The Hymn Reaper
Categories: Children, General, Parents
January 30, 2009
5-year-old Elizabeth: Grandpa, I just got done with cry mary.
Overheard by: Travis
Categories: Children, General, Parents
January 29, 2009
Daughter: Our classroom is for timeout for bad kids.
Mother: Why is that?
Daughter: The door says violent boys and girls.
Overheard by: Candice Watson
Categories: Children, Parents, Primary
January 29, 2009
Valiant 11 to Sunbeam Sister, working on paper activity: Oh no, you scribbled over your name!
Sunbeam: Oh S***!
Overheard by: Concerned Teacher
Categories: Children, Primary
January 29, 2009
Second Counselor introducing a family to speak in sacrament meeting: When I shook Sister Johnson’s hand, I noticed that I could that I could feel her heartbeat. [turning to Sister Johnson] Don’t worry, your heart will stop beating soon.
Overheard by: Sheets
Categories: General, Leadership, Sacrament Meeting
