6-year old boy: Do we have any snacks?
Mother: Sorry, today is fast Sunday.
6-year old boy: Well, when is it going to be slow Sunday?
Overheard by: Becky
February 04, 2009
Categories: Children, Sacrament Meeting
February 04, 2009
Member of bishopric: [announces opening hymn]
Woman: Wha? God our Father’s Hairspray?
Overheard by: Phase 23
Categories: General, Sacrament Meeting
February 03, 2009
Older temple worker in the baptistry: Oh you know… I’m still the same. Old, fat and sassy.
Overheard by: dressed in white
Categories: General
February 03, 2009
Institute Teacher reading Hebrews 11:17: By faith Abraham, when he was tired, offered up Isaac…
Overheard by: ldsjaneite
Categories: General
February 02, 2009
Stake Patriarch’s wife bearing her testimony: Good morning brothers and sisters. [Looks at note on pulpit.] It says here to “speak slowly, you are being translated.” I will try and speak slowly, but I’m not sure if I’m ready to be translated.
Overheard by: Alynn
Categories: General, Sacrament Meeting
February 02, 2009
Women bearing testimony: …and, at the temple… Hey what!? no tissues? but… I’m all wet!
14-year-old teacher whispering: That’s what she said.
Overheard by: Brother Michael Scott
Categories: General, Sacrament Meeting
