Polygamy Gone Wrong

February 07, 2009

Primary Presidency during sharing time: So if you know who your grandparents are and your great grandparents and it just keeps going back, who do you think is our first parents?
CTR 5/6: Joseph Smith!

Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth




Categories: Children, Primary

The Foolish Man Built In Florida

February 07, 2009

Primary chorister explaining foundations of sand: In Florida they have a lot of sand and sometimes they have to come put extra cement or rock under the houses so they won’t break apart.
Valiant girl: So, like, all the people in Florida are foolish.

Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth




Categories: Children, Primary

The Easy Choice

February 06, 2009

Dad trying to shush wailing 2-year-old son: Settle down or I’ll have to take you out.
Wailing 2-year-old: Take me out, daddy!

Overheard by: Step One




Categories: Children, Parents

Kissing Cousins

February 06, 2009

Women bearing testimony: I found a list of ancestors, and I never really considered doing them…

Overheard by: Hot Deguerrotypes




Categories: General, Sacrament Meeting

Turtle Father

February 05, 2009

4-year-old Owen: [tells a story of the Turtle Father]
Mother: The Turtle Father?
Owen: You know… God the Turtle Father.

Overheard by: FHE Fairy Tales




Categories: Children, Parents

Moonlighting Sanitary Worker

February 05, 2009

Primary teacher showing class picture of Joseph Smith: Do anyone know who this person is?
4-year-old primary boy: Oh, I know him! Saw him taking out the trash! 

Overheard by: Sister Gar Bage




Categories: Children, Primary

Slow Sunday

February 04, 2009

6-year old boy: Do we have any snacks?
Mother: Sorry, today is fast Sunday.
6-year old boy: Well, when is it going to be slow Sunday?

Overheard by: Becky




Categories: Children, Sacrament Meeting