Overheard In The Ward

YSA #1: That picture of bread is making me hungry. I love bread. Just the thought of bread makes my mouth water, it makes me…
YSA #2: Salivate?
YSA #1: Drool!
YSA #2: You need a boyfriend.

Overheard by: Snickerdoodle

Mother: What was your lesson on today?
Son: How David fought Goliath and the Philippines!

Overheard by: Rachel

Bishop presenting a Young Women’s Medallion: May you find a man, who will give you better jewelry than this!

Overheard by: Jenny

Testimony: Some people will tell you that there are no such things as UFO’s but I know they are real… There are UFO’s… I have seen them! One followed me with a great circle of light, out in the desert!

Overheard by: Rose Well

Roomie #1: I’m going to an Andrea Bocelli concert. Thats probably a bit different than the concert you’re going to… She’s an opera type singer; you may know her because you play that big violin.
Roomie #2: That would be a cello. And yeah… I know *his* music.

Overheard by: Yo Yo Ma

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YSA #1: I think there is defnitely a point where you are TOO comfortable around some people.
YSA #2: Yeah… I did my Raptor impression.

Overheard by: Snooz

BYUI Professor: You guys are bringing me down! Quick, Melyssa, tell me something about rainbows.

Overheard by: Cheer Bear