Overheard In The Ward

Exuberant Primary Pianist: Our primary program kicked a**!

Overheard by: Primizzle Presidizzle

Co-worker: Maybe we can reactive Shawn* if we put a scripture of the day on the wipe erase board.
Co-worker #2: Do you think he’ll even know it’s a scripture?

Overheard by: Utah is so not normal.

Primary child presenter #1: I’m grateful for my family.
Child #2: I’m grateful for the scriptures.
Child #3: I’m grateful for President Hinckley.
Child #4: I’m grateful for clothes!!!!

Overheard by: Buying Stock in Gap tomorrow!

Non-Member: Does your church serve the little pieces of toast and the water shots?
Member: Umm… sure.

Overheard by: PeanutButter

Daughter: Ok, so don’t be mad at me…
Father: Why?
Daughter: Ok, so, uh, I accidentally deleted your Jeopardy episode.
Father: My one episode I had on there?
Daughter: Yeah, but it was an accident and I did it accidentally. Mom said you wouldn’t mind, but I knew you would. It was accidental.
Father: I guess it’ll be OK. There will be tears, but we’ll get over it.

Overheard by: Sam Hawk

Little Girl at Pulpit: I love my family. I know the Church is true. I know that President Clinton is a true prophet.

Overheard by: Johnny Lingo

Testimony:That’s when I learned that firearms and alcohol don’t mix…

Overheard by: UTMomof5