Veil worker #1: I totally just screwed up.
Veil worker #2: What happened?
Veil worker #1: I thought her head was her shoulder.
Overheard by: Tiny Tim
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on October 24, 2008
1 Comment | Categories: General
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on October 24, 2008
Young LDS boy attending Lutheran Vacation Bible School: Can we please sing Book of Mormon Stories now?
Overheard by: Lisa
No Comments | Categories: Children, Primary
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on October 24, 2008
Sister in Relief Society: After I became a member of the church, members would tell me that my continence had changed.
Overheard by: Janae
1 Comment | Categories: Relief Society
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on October 24, 2008
Emotional high councilor: I do have an assignment… I am a big boob, but that is besides the point.
Overheard by: Washed White
No Comments | Categories: General, Sacrament Meeting
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on October 20, 2008
Very tan young women giving talk: As you can all see… I’m totally toasted from this past weekend.
Man whispering: Wish I’d thought of that before I gave MY talk…
Overheard by: Queen Migraine
No Comments | Categories: Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on October 20, 2008
Primary President: Do any of you kids have any experiences with praying?
Senior primary girl: I do! I once prayed to Heavenly Father that I would get a Wii for Christmas and I did!
Overheard by: Abby
No Comments | Categories: Children, Primary
Posted by Overheard In The Ward
on October 20, 2008
Boy bearing testimony: I am so thankful for being LSD. It realy helps you through the trials… Oh! I mean LDS.
Overheard by: Emma
No Comments | Categories: Sacrament Meeting, Young Men / Young Women
