Cue The Spooky Organ Music

February 12, 2009

Nursery Teacher to child: Oh that looks fun… what are you doing?
Child in Nursery: I’m making pizza for the [spooky voice] The Hoooooly Ghost!

Overheard by: kgalore




Categories: Children, Nursery, Primary

What? No Cookies?

February 11, 2009

Guy giving announcements: This Wednesday the scouts will hear from five police guest speakers. They’ll serve donuts afterwards.

Overheard by: Michael Roney




Categories: General

Tongue In Cheek

February 10, 2009

Sister Missionary ends her homecoming talk with her testimony in Romanian [translation]: All of my friends and family are invited over to my house afterwards for a big party with lots of good food.

Overheard by: Alana




Categories: General, Missionaries, Sacrament Meeting

Make-A-Title

February 09, 2009

(This is a Make-A-Title. Leave your title suggestion as a comment.)

RM giving the opening prayer at his sister’s homecoming: Please bless the Sacrament that it will nourish and strengthen our bodies…

Overheard by: Alana




Categories: General, Missionaries, Sacrament Meeting

Hot Chocolate!

February 09, 2009

Aging High Priest: So who’s your beau?
Single twenty-something sister: I don’t have one, thank you.
Aging High Priest: What?! So you are like the Hershey factory? All those people making chocolate, and no one gets to eat any of it!

Overheard by: Willy Wonka




Categories: General, High Priests, YSA

Crazy Is As Crazy Does

February 08, 2009

Woman bearing testimony: So I asked if I could have their corpses after they die and they looked at me like I was crazy.

Overheard by: Not Crazy




Categories: General, Sacrament Meeting

Pump Up the Volume

February 08, 2009

Sunbeam quietly answering question: Joseph Smith
Teacher: Does anyone know the answer?
Parent to Sunbeam: Say Joseph Smith louder!
Sunbeam loudly: Joseph Smith louder!

Overheard by: Caleb’s Daddy




Categories: Children, Parents, Primary