Nursery Teacher to child: Oh that looks fun… what are you doing?
Child in Nursery: I’m making pizza for the [spooky voice] The Hoooooly Ghost!
Overheard by: kgalore
February 12, 2009
Categories: Children, Nursery, Primary
February 11, 2009
Guy giving announcements: This Wednesday the scouts will hear from five police guest speakers. They’ll serve donuts afterwards.
Overheard by: Michael Roney
Categories: General
February 10, 2009
Sister Missionary ends her homecoming talk with her testimony in Romanian [translation]: All of my friends and family are invited over to my house afterwards for a big party with lots of good food.
Overheard by: Alana
Categories: General, Missionaries, Sacrament Meeting
February 09, 2009
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RM giving the opening prayer at his sister’s homecoming: Please bless the Sacrament that it will nourish and strengthen our bodies…
Overheard by: Alana
Categories: General, Missionaries, Sacrament Meeting
February 09, 2009
Aging High Priest: So who’s your beau?
Single twenty-something sister: I don’t have one, thank you.
Aging High Priest: What?! So you are like the Hershey factory? All those people making chocolate, and no one gets to eat any of it!
Overheard by: Willy Wonka
Categories: General, High Priests, YSA
February 08, 2009
Woman bearing testimony: So I asked if I could have their corpses after they die and they looked at me like I was crazy.
Overheard by: Not Crazy
Categories: General, Sacrament Meeting
