H to the Eck

February 20, 2009

Frustrated CTR teacher to class of 6-year-olds: I really can’t find the scripture I’m looking for. Where the heck is it?
CTR #1: Did you hear that?!
CTR #2: Sis C. said the H word!

Overheard by: Oh Fetch




Categories: Children, Primary

Make-A-Title

February 19, 2009

(This is a Make-A-Title. Leave your title suggestion as a comment.)

Stake President speaking at stake conference: Her life was the epitome of charity.
Listening stake member: So… who do you think wrote his talk?

Overheard by: The epitome of listening




Categories: General, Leadership

Urination Proclamation

February 18, 2009

6-year-old shouting down hallway: Mom, I peed!

Overheard by: Julie




Categories: Children, Parents

Does the Armor of God Come With Shin Guards?

February 17, 2009

Mother to 2-year-old son: We don’t kick people at church, remember? We only kick at home.

Overheard by: Jessie




Categories: Children, Nursery, Parents, Primary

The Psychology of Refreshments

February 16, 2009

BYU Physics class opening prayer: Thanks for the good night rest we got…  and please bless us to understand all of these yummy treats…

Overheard by: And help us speak gooder english




Categories: General, YSA

The Seventh Dispensation Stretch

February 15, 2009

CTR 7 Girl chanting: Let’s go Jesus! Let’s go Jesus! Let’s go…

Overheard by: Lavell Edwards Classroom




Categories: Children, Primary

We Believe In Love, Chocolate, and Flowers

February 14, 2009

Chorister: Does anyone remember which article of faith we’re working on this month?
4-year-old: Valentine’s!

Overheard by: A Hallmark Conspiracy




Categories: Children, Primary