Gospel Doctrine teacher writing “Endor to the end” on the chalkboard: We have to endure to the end of our lives.
Overheard by: Wicket W. Warrick
February 24, 2009
Music PhD student giving an announcement in Priesthood opening exercises: I’m writing a dissertation on using pedagogical techniques to teach tone-deaf people to sing and I’m looking for volunteers.
Bishopric first counselor: Don’t worry, Brother Johnson has already signed up… Oh… and it’s confidential, by the way.
Overheard by: Pedagog-a-what?
Categories: Elders, General, High Priests, Leadership
February 23, 2009
3 year-old, upon returning from the restroom: Grandma, I didn’t hold my penis, and I peed everywhere!
Overheard by: Puddles
Categories: Children, General, Primary, Sacrament Meeting
February 23, 2009
Sister reading from Alma 32:21: …therefore if ye have faith ye hope for things which are seen, which are not true… Wait.
Overheard by: Sunday School for Skeptics
Categories: Relief Society
February 22, 2009
CTR 6 boy saying the prayer: And we’re thankful that Joseph Smith recycled the true church.
Overheard by: Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.
Categories: Children, Primary
February 21, 2009
Porter: I love my family. We say Family Prayers. I sit by my Brother. I Love my Brother… [turns head and looks at primary teacher] but I don’t even like my brother!
Overheard by: Shantel
Categories: Children, Primary, Sacrament Meeting
