Overheard In The Ward

Boy bearing testimony: I am so thankful for being LSD. It realy helps you through the trials… Oh! I mean LDS.

Overheard by: Emma

Counselor in Bishopric: Did you know Heavenly Father hears and answers our prayers.
5-year-old boy: He doesn’t answer my prayers! Did you know I prayed to be invisible?

Overheard by: The Invisible Man

3-year-old boy: Mommy, do you know what those lights are back there?
Mom: Back where?
3-year-old boy pointing to choir seats: Behind there.
Mom: Oh, well, those are just lights.
3-year-old boy: Nuh-Uh! That is Jesus back there!

Overheard by: Bekah

Parent: Nicholas, that was your choice. You’re just going to have to live with the consequences now.
Nicholas: But, I don’t want to live with the Consequences, I want to live with you!

Overheard by: Bekah

Sister bearing testimony: I’m going to miss living here. In fact I’m going to miss it so much I’ve written a poem I’d like to share…

Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth

Sister bearing testimony: I’m so grateful for my adopted parents, they raised me well and I know that I’ll always love them more than my real mother. I don’t care who she is because she didn’t want me so I don’t want her. I’ll never want her….

Overheard by: Charity Never Faileth

Sister in sharing time with candle: What does this smell like?
Boy: That smells like my mom’s deodorant!

Overheard by: Kristin