March 05, 2009
4-year-old boy: How do the babies get in your tummy?
Mom: They grow in my tummy
4-year-old boy: No, but how do they get in there?
Mom: After a mommy and a daddy get married in the temple they decide to have babies come to their family.
4-year-old boy: No, how does the baby get in?
Mom: The daddy helps the mommy get the baby in her tummy then the baby grows bigger and bigger until mommy goes to the hospital and the doctor helps the baby come out.
4-year-old boy: How does the baby come out?
Mom: The doctor helps it come out.
4-year-old boy: But, where does it come out?
Mom: From my tummy.
4-year-old boy: But your tummy doesn’t have any cracks in it… where does it come out?
Mom: Mommy’s have a special place where babies come out.
4-year-old boy: Only mommy’s have it?
Mom: Yes.
4-year-old boy: I want to see it.
Mom: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
4-year-old boy: Next time you are in the hospital I want to come and see where the baby comes out.
Mom: Hmm. That might be interesting… actually when your wife is going to have a baby and you are big like Daddy, then you can go to the hospital and see where the baby comes out.
Overheard by: Greeneyeddeb
Categories:
Children,
Parents
March 04, 2009
6-year-old boy: How to you spell MTC?
Mom, slowly: M-T-C
6-year-old-boy: Oh! I thought it was spelled E-M-P-T-Y-S-E-A.
Overheard by: Mark Dixon
Categories:
Children,
Parents
March 03, 2009
8-year-old whose parents are calling him on his cell phone while he is in the middle of giving a talk on reverence: Excuse me a minute…
Overheard by: Duke of Earl Grey
Categories:
Children,
Parents,
Primary
March 02, 2009
Primary chorister: Can you tell me what we do at the green light?
Sunbeam: We gooooooo!
Primary chorister: Very good! What do we do at the RED light?
Sunbeam: We stop…well… except my Daddy, he sometimes likes to just keep going so sometimes we go on red too.
Overheard by: Leader of the Pack
Categories:
Children,
Primary
March 01, 2009
Teacher During Sharing Time: In the beginning, God created…
CTR 5 boy: Reindeer!
Overheard by: Buddy
Categories:
Children,
Primary
February 28, 2009
Bishop’s wife about the temple: I just really appreciate the opportunity to enter such a beautiful orifice.
Overheard by: lfarknagel
Categories:
General,
Relief Society,
Temples
February 27, 2009
BYU-Idaho planning and construction facilitator explaining the plans for the new auditorium: There will be a beautiful view of the temple from one window of the lobby… Marriage proposals will be scheduled in advance to prevent confusion.
Overheard by: He Isn’t Kidding
Categories:
General,
Temples,
YSA
